We’re Getting Down to the Last Uni Watch Seam Rippers

As my time with Uni Watch draws to a close, I’ll be phasing out certain merchandise items, including Uni Watch seam rippers. The other day I ran out of the gold script decals, and I’ve decided not to get any more of them (they’re surprisingly pricey). I still have a good supply of green decals, and I’ve just ordered one last batch of white rippers to put them on. Couldn’t get yellow rippers, unfortunately.

I also have some red rippers remaining. Normally they would get the gold script, but like I just said, I’m out of gold decals. If you want a red ripper with a green decal, I’m willing to do that — the resulting design looks very Christmas-y:

So those are the only two options still available: white with a green script and red with a green script.

If you want to get on board, here’s how to order:

• The price is $3 per ripper. No matter how many you order, the shipping charge is $5 per order in the USA. (I realize that may seem like a lot for such a small, lightweight item, but I have to pack the rippers in bubble mailers, which means the Post Office classifies them as packages and charges the package rate.) If you’re outside of the USA, contact me so I can calculate the shipping charge for you.
• Tally up the total for your purchase and then send me the proper amount via Venmo (use @Paul-Lukas-2 as the payee), PayPal (newcollegeuni@gmail.com), or Zelle (plukas64@gmail.com). If you’d rather use Apple Pay or a paper check, contact me and I’ll give you the info you need.
• After sending payment, email me with the details of your order, including (a) how many rippers you want; (b) which color(s) your ripper(s) should be; (c) whether you want the script(s) on your ripper(s) to be orientated for left-handed or right-handed use; and (d) your shipping address.

If you want to combine a seam ripper purchase with an order for a Uni Watch 25th-anniversary patch, a koozie, a trading card, a magnet, some coasters, or some pins, please email me and I’ll give you a price that includes a combined shipping fee for the whole shebang. (Sorry, these are the only Uni Watch items I can combine into one shipment, because all our other items ship from separate locations.)

That’s it. Thanks!