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Category: Purple = Death

Diamondbacks’ Zac Gallen Clearly GetsIt ™

Gallen ran a twitter poll and 91% of the respondents want the purple/teal back

Painting Greenville Purple: Your 2023 Purp Walk Report

Here’s a recap of everything that took place in North Carolina — including video of Paul throwing out the first pitch!

Fun Fact: Purple Doesn’t Exist!

In this scary, unfriendly world, here’s a bit of good news you can cling to.

A Uni Watch Reader’s Mono-Purple Memories

Forty years ago, a Uni Watch reader played for a purple-clad American Legion team.

Kamala Harris and Jill Biden Gear Up for Purple Amnesty Day!

Two of Washington’s most powerful women both wore a certain color yesterday.

India’s First Pro Baseball Team, the Mumbai Cobras, Will Wear Purple

The well-timed announcement comes from a new league that hopes to turn cricket fans into baseball fans.

NYU Violets Unveil New Uniforms and Logos

Just in time for Purple Amnesty Day!

Intentionally Foul: Teams That Purposely Wear Multiple Shades of Purple

Wearing one shade of purple is bad enough, but some teams choose to double down.

Welcome to Purp Walk 2023!

For the next 24 hours, it’s all purple, all the time.

Final Countdown for Purp Walk 2023 Now in Progress!

Our annual celebration of the world’s most accursed color is almost here.

Everything You Need to Know About Purple Amnesty Day 2023

An important day on the Uni Watch calendar is fast approaching.

Big Plans for Purple Amnesty Day 2023

Our annual celebration of the world’s most accursed color is now just a month and a half away. Here’s what’s in store.

Finally: Your Jam-Packed Purp Walk 2022 Party Report

For all photos, click to enlarge Good morning! I’m back in Brooklyn after spending most of last week in Colorado, and I’ve finally found enough time to put together a …

Welcome to Purp Walk 2022!

Hello! As many of you are already aware, today is the 16th anniversary of the very first post on this website (not to be confused with the very first Uni …

Some Thoughts About the NBA Finals

Good morning! Hope everyone had a good holiday weekend, as I did. My friends, I come to you today to discuss a matter most urgent. It is no secret that …