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Good Saturday Morning, Uni Watchers. I hope everyone had a good week.
About a month and a half ago, guest author Chris Diamond embarked on the first of a multi-part think piece in which he imagined every American city giving its sports teams a “Pittsburgh” treatment — that is, what if all the major sports teams from a given city were to adopt the colors of their city flag as colors for all their sports teams, much the way Pittsburgh does today? Two weeks ago, Chris returned with Part Two and today he’s back with Part III. So, I’ll just turn it over to Chris now as he asks…
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What if Every City’s Teams Were Like Pittsburgh’s — Part III by Chris Diamond
In Part 1 and Part 2 I looked at what other city’s teams would look like if they all shared the same colour scheme of their host city. Here in Part 3, I look at six more cities that have (or hopefully soon to have) the “big four” sports teams – Boston, Dallas, Denver, Phoenix, Toronto and Seattle. Like with Part 2, some of these cities are straightforward and some aren’t!
The Boston colours of blue and yellow are already well known thanks to the Boston Marathon and the Red Sox City Connect uniforms. But what would a Sox home uniform look like in these colours? And what about the name? Like the Red Wings, it would be odd to have the RED Sox play in blue so the only sensible option is for them to be the Blue Sox instead! For the Patriots, it would be unlikely that they would use UCLA stripes as the blue and yellow are too close to UCLA colours. So instead I’ve gone with their 1970-73 pattern. Of all the cities I think Boston’s teams look most out of whack using the city colours as none of the teams really use them (apart from the Bruins’ yellow which makes them look like ghost versions of the unis).
The Flag of Dallas leans quite heavily on the Flag of Texas for inspiration, both using red, white and blue and a star. The 1976 Cowboys added a red stripe to their helmet for the Bi-centennial, something the team also did in Week 13 of this season, so they have a little history here. For the rest of their uniform it was just a case of removing the silver-blue and adding some red. The Mavs current scheme is quite sharp, but replacing the black/blue with blue/red also looks pretty good to my eyes. The Rangers already use red/white/blue so not much difference here. The Stars are obviously the relocated Minnesota North Stars, but in the previous part I let the Minnesota expansion franchise keep the name. So here rather than just the Stars, I’ve called them the Lone Stars. Does it seem ungainly having two teams called Stars in the same league? No more than two called Sox 😊
Although they are all in Denver, two of the teams are called Colorado. But luckily, the flags of Denver and Colorado both feature the same colour scheme. For the Broncos I felt that having them in blue was better than red which would have seemed too much like faux-orange. The Nuggets already use a very similar colour scheme so little difference to see here. I’m sure Paul will be happy to see the Rockies de-purpled, even if it means another baseball team using red and blue! The Avalanche already use red and blue so just a case of changing the shades and adding yellow.
Phoenix is an interesting case as three of the teams are actually called Arizona and two play outside the city (Glendale and Tempe). But for the sake of the article I have included them as one, as Phoenix is the largest metropolitan area. Strangely enough the Flag of Phoenix is a similar red to that already used by three of the teams so it seems like providence too! The Diamond Backs and the Coyotes both feature a desert sand shade in their uniform set. So I have adopted this as the second colour for the city. The Cardinals currently have one of the worst rated uniforms in the league. Various re-designs have been attempted, but this project now gives another possibility. I have replaced the yellow and grey with sand and removed black entirely apart from the cardinal head itself. The Suns are the second team to be de-purpled and I do prefer this look. Like the Cardinals, the DiamondBacks already use a dark shade of red so this doesn’t look too out of place. Finally for the Coyotes I have combined their old ‘howling wolf’ jersey with the peyote coyote logo. All-in-all I think the maroon/sand makes for a really great and meaningful set for the teams!
Toronto is the only Canadian city with the big four and the city is associated with blue as shown by the flag. For its sports teams, apart from the Raptors, blue also dominates. For both the Blue Jays and Argonauts it is light and dark blue so I have extended that scheme to all four teams as well as incorporating the Maple Leaf. I think they Jays look better with the restoration of the dark and light blue trim. I also think the Raptors look 100% better in these colours than the current black and red which is really too Ottawa! I also like the Maple Leafs with the addition of the light blue, but I can see some fans really not liking the deviation from the pure blue and white!
Finally we come to Seattle. Of course it doesn’t currently have an NBA team, but hope springs that it may happen in 2024 so I have included them! A bit like Toronto, blue (navy in this case) features heavily in all three current teams. All three also feature either some kind of green or greeny-blue and the Flag of Seattle is this shade so I have adopted it with Navy as the city colours. For the Seahawks I de-nikeified them somewhat for the sake of my sanity with all those little wings if nothing else! For the potential Sonics I adapted the last uniform before they moved to Oklahoma. The Mariners are almost the same except for the absence of Silver and I gave them blue/green soutache trim. The Kraken look more or less identical apart from the absence of red which I feel does detract slightly from their excellent unis.
So that’s it! I hope you enjoyed checking these out as much as I did doing them. Apologies to anyone whose city didn’t make an appearance, maybe in the future there can be a redux version!
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Thanks, Chris! Another stellar job with this. It’s been so much fun, I hate to see it end … so maybe we can convince you to make a Part IV with cities that have only three major sport teams? I’ve been loving every minute of these “What if” pieces!!!
Readers? What say you? Please let Chris know down in the comments below!
Picking The Divisional Round Winners by Better Uni
Last weekend, I picked the Wild Card round winners by “better uni” — if you missed that (or the premise behind the thinking), click here. After bursting out of the gate to a 3-1 start (and I’d have gone 4-0 if the LA hadn’t been “Chargering“), reality hit, and I ended up going 0-2 on the last two games. So as we enter the Divisional Round, I stand at a pedestrian 3-3 picking the winner ATS by better uni. Hopefully I’ll do better than 2-2 this weekend. So let’s get started.
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SATURDAY, JANUARY 21
Jacksonville Jaguars at Kansas City Time: 4:30 pm ET
TV: NBC SPREAD: KC -9.5
Jacksonville will (fortunately) sport black hats, white shirts and black pants, but will eschew the solid black tights look by sporting white socks, while KC will wear their standard r/r/w (with the usual sock shenanigans). Normally this would be a slam dunk for KC, save for the arrowhead on their helmets and their nickname (and of course there’s still this). Sorry KC, until that changes, I can’t pick ya. I want to…but I can’t. The teams met once this season, and that time, the Jags wore black socks with black pants (a brutal look), but they won’t repeat that today, fortunately.
THE PICK AGAINST THE SPREAD: Jacksonville +9.5
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles Time: 8:15
TV: FOX SPREAD: Phi -7.5
This is actually not that tough a call. As big a Giants fan as I am, I’ve enumerated why I’m not a fan of their white road kits. Maybe someday they’ll return to this (but with “ny” on their helmets), but until then, they’ll have an uphill climb against at least half of the league’s regular home unis. The Eagles, while many fans (and people with eyes) would love a return to kelly green — something they will do next season, but not for their standard unis — have actually quietly had respectable enough uniforms. It’s pretty amazing they have kept their same basic look since 1996 (that’s twenty-six seasons); not quite an eternity in football years, but longer than many fans have been alive. And the Eagles won their lone Supe wearing this very look. As a Giants fan, I hope I’m wrong with this pick, but I can’t justify taking the Big Blue Red based on better uni. The teams met twice this season (both Eagles wins), once in the Meadowlands, and the other in Philly. I would have taken NYG in both of those games, but not today.
THE PICK: Eagles -7.5
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 22
Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills Time: 3:00
TV: CBS SPREAD: Buf -5.5
Obviously, as long as they keep home-field advantage, the Bills are going to continue to go mono-blue below the neck. And obviously, there are few opponent outfits that won’t be the “better uni.” Cincy will go orange/white/white/black, which is a fine-enough look. They also, aside from their outstanding “white tiger” look, have always worn contrasting socks. They’ll break out the contrasting socks again tomorrow. My only complaint about this look is the dearth of orange below the neck (a similar complaint I have with the Giants), but it’s still a better look than what the Bills will have. The teams met once this season, in a game that no one will ever forget. It’ll obviously be a highly emotional game tomorrow, and while I can’t really “root” against Buffalo, I can still pick against their unis.
THE PICK: Cincy +5.5
Dallas Cowboys at San Francisco 49ers Time: 6:30
TV: FOX SPREAD: 49ers -4
We end the Divisional Round with what is, far and away, going to be the best looking game of the weekend. When these two squads meet, the games almost alwayslook like this. Seriously, go check out the GUD’s head-to-head feature. Except for one game between the two in 2008, their uniforms have featured SF in red/gold vs. Dallas in white/blue(ish). Even going further back, except for 1994 (the NFL’s 75th Anniversary Season), you’d have to go back to 1963 to get a different uni-matchup! Yes, the unis have been tweaked a bunch of times since then, but one thing we can always count on between these two teams is a classic match up. We’ll get another one on Sunday, and the Niners have the edge. Not only is this the smallest point-spread between two teams this weekend, it’s the closest (and best) uni matchup as well.
THE PICK: Niners -4
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And there you have it. My picks, by better uni, for this weekend. Feel free to disagree.
Guess The Game…
…From The Scoreboard
Today’s scoreboard comes from Chris Hickey.
The premise of the game (GTGFTS) is simple: I’ll post a scoreboard and you guys simply identify the game depicted. In the past, I don’t know if I’ve ever completely stumped you (some are easier than others).
Here’s the Scoreboard. In the comments below, try to identify the game (date & location, as well as final score). If anything noteworthy occurred during the game, please add that in (and if you were AT the game, well bonus points for you!):
Please continue sending these in! You’re welcome to send me any scoreboard photos (with answers please), and I’ll keep running them.
Guess the Game ... From the Uniform
Based on the suggestion of long-time reader/contributor Jimmy Corcoran, we’ve introduced a new “game” on Uni Watch, which is similar to the popular “Guess the Game from the Scoreboard” (GTGFTS), only this one asked readers to identify the game based on the uniforms worn by teams.
Like GTGFTS, readers will be asked to guess the date, location and final score of the game from the clues provided in the photo. Sometimes the game should be somewhat easy to ascertain, while in other instances, it might be quite difficult. There will usually be a visual clue (something odd or unique to one or both of the uniforms) that will make a positive identification of one and only one game possible. Other times, there may be something significant about the game in question, like the last time a particular uniform was ever worn (one of Jimmy’s original suggestions). It’s up to YOU to figure out the game and date.
Today’s GTGFTU comes from Jimmy Corcoran himself!
Good luck and please post your guess/answer in the comments below.