— SFGiants (@SFGiants) February 23, 2021
We’ve known for several months now that the Giants would be wearing NOBs on their home jerseys in 2021 — the first time they’ve done so since moving into their current ballpark in 2000. Yesterday they gave us our first peek at how that will look by posting a promotional video on their social media channels (see above).
Ordinarily, this would merit a Ticker mention or, at most, a sub-lede. But as I watched the video yesterday afternoon, I was struck by something: The radial arching on the NOBs shown in the video is bad. Like, really bad.
Some quick background: The idea behind radial arching is that the base of the letters should form a curve, like this (for this and all photos that follow, you can click to enlarge):
Sporting goods shops and professional stitchers often achieve that curvature by using a template, like so:
Simple enough, right? Here are some video clips showing this type of template in use:
I don’t know if the NOBs in the Giants’ video were sewn on by Nike or by someone connected to the team. Either way, it’s fairly obvious that they didn’t use a template like the ones in those videos, or any other method that might achieve a pleasing radial arch. Check out, for example, what they did to poor Buster Posey’s name:
Ugh — what a disaster. The “P” is much higher than the “O,” the “Y” is higher than the “E,” the letters are more flared than arched, and the whole thing feels clunky. It would be easy to make various jokes here (“Hey, of course they don’t know how to do NOBs, they’re way out of practice!”), but the Giants have had NOBs on their road uniforms all along, so it’s not as though this is something new for them.
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There are 16 NOBs crammed into that Giants video besides Posey’s. Most of them fly by too quickly to get a good look at them, but some screen shots reveal that most of them are astonishingly shoddy.
Just to be fair, let’s start with one that’s actually pretty good:
That’s not bad, right? Nice curvature, decent treatment of a lengthy, challenging name.
Here’s another one that’s pretty decent, or at least acceptable:
Unfortunately, it’s mostly downhill from there. Consider, for example, this one, for second baseman Donavan Solano:
Yikes! Just try to draw a consistent curve along the bottoms of those letters. What a mess!
And if you think that’s bad (which you most assuredly do!), check out this one, for catcher Curt Casali:
You’d think a four-letter name would be simple enough. But you’d be wrong, at least judging by the NOB for pitcher Logan Webb:
Look at that second “B” — are you fucking kidding me?
You might also think that “Bart” would be a simple name for a San Francisco team, since it’s also the name of the city’s mass transit system. But again, you’d be wrong:
Kevin Gausman’s treatment starts out promisingly, but then it goes off the rails at the end:
Similarly, Brandon Crawford’s is okay, or at least okay-ish, until the final letter ruins everything:
And so on. I don’t mean to pick on the Giants (a team I generally like, and whose uniforms I’ve long admired). I’m just puzzled by how an MLB team could go public with such slipshod work. And it’s not as though the NOBs are just a background element here — they’re the whole
point of the video!
I wasn’t aware of this being a chronic Giants issue until now. Has the problem been hiding in plain sight all along and we all just missed it? In an attempt to answer that question, I looked up some photos from a September 2020 road game. While the curvature isn’t as steep as I might prefer, the letters generally look fine:
So the problem appears to have been unique to yesterday’s video, not a larger systemic issue.
I was going to conclude by saying something like, “The Giants should know as well as anyone that it’s not that hard to get a pleasing radial arch — all they have to do is look at the front of the jersey.” But the video concludes with a front-view shot that’s almost as bad as the NOBs:
Ay yi yi — look at that “N”!
Well, it’s still spring training. Let’s hope the Giants whip their lettering game into shape in time for Opening Day.
(My thanks to Bill Henderson for the template photo, and to Bryan Redemske, Andy Davis, and @ayyyynick for the template videos.)
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Speaking of NOBs: Meet Nancy Panagiotopoulou, a forward on the Illinois women’s basketball team. As you can probably guess from her surname, she’s from Greece. And as you can see, they’ve gone with some seriously compressed typography (and some very nice radial arching!) for her 15-letter NOB.
But wait! It could’ve been even worse — or better, depending on your point of view — because her full name is actually Nancy Panagiotopoulou Andritsopoulou! But they’ve omitted the “Andritsopoulou” from of her jersey. (Perhaps someone familiar with Greek naming protocols could tell us more about this..?)
Wondering how to pronounce “Panagiotopoulou”? Watch this video.
Still more NOB news: As you may recall, Mariners infielder Dee Gordon announced last September that he was changing his NOB to Strange-Gordon, in honor of his late mother. (His legal surname has always been “Strange-Gordon,” but he initially decided to go with “Gordon” as his professional name after a minor league P.A. announcer botched his name.) The 14-letter NOB, plus the hyphen, plus-plus the Mariners’ three-color NOB lettering, plus-plus-plus Strange-Gordon’s slender frame, combined to create one of history’s all-time clunkiest-looking NOB treatments:
The good news is that Strange-Gordon became a free agent after the 2020 season, so we won’t have to see that Mariners treatment of his NOB anymore. The bad news is that he signed with the Reds, whose NOB lettering isn’t much better than Seattle’s:
Maybe the Mariners and Reds could learn something from Illinois, eh?
(My thanks to Josh Claywell, Mike Nessen, and Jason Scherer for their contributions to this section.)
This was mentioned to me this morning, but Vandy showed Kumar Rocker throwing a slider and a cutter yesterday. In the video below the second pitch is identified as a “cutter” at 91 mph. The first is an 84 mph slider. Another interesting wrinkle to yesterday’s starts. pic.twitter.com/AFcQ4bm62g
— Ralph Lifshitz (@ProspectJesus) February 23, 2021
Finally, something that isn’t about NOBs: Check out the video clip above, which shows Vanderbilt wearing mono-black a few days ago. Since the backstop is also black, pitcher Kumar Rocker and his catcher were hard to discern. It all gives new meaning to the term “camouflage uniform.”
A similar situation unfolded yesterday for Texas State, which also went mono-black against a dark backdrop. There’s presumably a batter in there somewhere:
— TxStateBaseball (@TxStateBaseball) February 23, 2021
(My thanks to Trevor Lytle and Colton McWilliams for these two items.)
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The remove-ment expands to knitwear As you can see above, Uni Watch reader Brian Pidgeon really likes Stargell stars. What he does not like, however, is the annoying New Era maker’s mark, especially the one on his new Stargell-style knit winter hat. But he knew just what to do:
“It’s the first time I’ve tried it on a knit hat,” says Brian. “The fabric is tough to work with without getting snags, and I ended up with a few holes. But since it’s dark fabric, you can’t really see it even when I put it on. Even with the holes, it looks much better now!”
Nicely done, Brian. Congrats on breaking this new ground in the remove-ment. #NoEra
By Lloyd Alaban
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