LeBron James, the all-powerful and all-mighty will answer your questions in due time, my pretties, but first you must answer his:
1. Why did Notre Dame wear black basketball uniforms on Saturday night?
2a. Why can’t Lew Ford hold onto his bat … or a job in the majors?
2b. How awesome is it that both the Athletics and Hanshin Tigers wore white?
3. Why are the Celtics still wearing their green and gold jerseys on the road?
Finally (less of a question and more of a statement) …
4. Godzilla! Godzilla! Wait, that’s just Jack Cust. Throw a curveball.