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Sweet Land of Liberty…

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Talk about one-stop shopping! All your major food groups, conveniently lumped together. If that doesn’t convince you that America is the greatest freakin’ place on earth, I’m afraid there’s nothing I can say that will stir your patriotic passions. Just move to Belgium already so there’ll be more polluted air left here for the rest of us.

No comments today, so turn off the computer and enjoy the holiday. Go fire up the grill, blow some shit up, maybe invite a few Brits over and say, “In your face, Redcoats!” a few dozen times. Oh, and here’s a tip: If you put a bag of flour on the sidewalk, wedge an M-80 into the top of it, and light the fuse, something really cool happens. Trust me. — Paul

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