Baseball caps are such a pain. They cost too much, they mess up your hair, they blow off in the wind, and I’m constantly losing them because I leave them behind in the movie theater or wherever. But there’s a guy in Japan who has solved all those problems — see for yourself.
Kirsten spotted that vid about two weeks ago. Intrigued, I asked Jeremy Brahm if he could serve as interpreter. Here’s his translation:
Really, Danny has not taken his hat off in 20 years.
“Even when I’m eating dinner, I don’t take off my hat. Even when I enter the bath, I don’t take the hat off either.”
Why do you think this person hasn’t taken his hat off for 20 years? Well, here is the reason: Really, it is his hair that looks like he’s wearing a hat. He has had this hairstyle for 20 years.
When walking down the street? Surprising. When going to the temple? “That’s your hair isn’t it? You can do that to your hair?” Surprising.
When going to a public bath? “Take off your hat when entering, please”¦ What is this? It’s your hair [laughing].”
Shampoo time. He’s really getting it into his roots. Right after washing, he gets started to style his hair. He doesn’t use any sort of styling gel, but it looks just right.
What’s the reason for him to have this hairstyle? In the past, he couldn’t [afford to] buy a hat, so he felt sad and chose to do this.
I know I speak for everyone here when I say that some MLB team really needs to sign Danny to a contract, just so we can see the team logo being shaved into his hair.
In case you missed it yesterday: If you’ve been looking for a bunch of overpriced 1980s and ’90s indie singles, I’m selling a bunch of them on eBay, and I’ll be adding more soon.
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