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Thanks for inquiring! The shirts are as follows:

•  Meats is Next Level shirt, available in unisex sizes XS thru XXL (here’s a size chart).

•  Knish and Boston are also Next Level shirts. At present, Knish is available only in S, XL, and XXL, and Boston is available only in S.

•  Franks is Fruit of the Loom, available S thru XXL (size chart).

The price is $20 for the first shirt and $15 for each additional shirt. You can mix and match the designs. Shipping is $4 for the first shirt, an additional $2 for the second shirt, and an additional $1 for each shirt after that.

To order, either (a) send me the appropriate  amount via either Square Cash or Venmo (they’re both easy and free; use plukas64@gmail.com as the payee), or (b) use the following Amazon Payments buttons.

For one shirt for $24 (including shipping), use the button shown below:

For any two shirts for $41 (including shipping), use this next button shown below:

For any three shirts for $57 (including shipping), use this next button shown below:

For any four shirts for $71 (including shipping), use this final button shown below:

If you want more than four shirts, shoot me a note and I’ll take care of you.

After sending payment, please send me a separate email indicating your size preference.

If you don’t like online ordering, you can send a check, money order, or well-concealed cash to Paul Lukas, 671 DeGraw St., Brooklyn, NY 11217. And if you live in the NYC area, you can save the shipping charges by arranging to come by and pick up your shirt in person. Just shoot me a note and we’ll work out a convenient time.

Thanks!