F U Cn Rd Ths, Y’re 2 Cls 2 Mchl Phlps’s Crtch

My knowledge of competitive swimming is pretty limited: I know that Mark Spitz won a shitload of gold medals in 1972, that for a while you couldn’t talk about the East German women’s team without using the term “saliva test,” and that swimmers go through more razor blades than the average person.

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