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A Running List of Rob Manfred’s Uni-Related Sins

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred is unquestionably the worst thing ever to happen to baseball uniforms and aesthetics. In the relatively short time since he took office on Jan. 25, 2015, he has managed to destroy something many of us hold dear with what must grudgingly be acknowledged to be an impressive degree of ruthless efficiency. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world:

Obviously, some of these offenses are worse than others. Taken collectively, though, they reflect a steady chipping away at the baseball uniform’s integrity, and a callous disregard for the sport’s aesthetics. History will not judge him kindly, and neither should we.

This list will be updated as new developments warrant.