[Editor’s Note: Merry Christmas everyone! Today we have Part II of “Dressed for the Season: Christmas (Part II) from UW contributor/pal Kary Klismet. “Dressed for the Season” is a series on uniforms appropriate for particular holidays. This piece originally ran last year, but Kary has reworked it for 2024 and has packed so much into this we had to break it into two parts! There’s a lot to get to, so I’ll turn it over to Kary right now. Enjoy! — PH]
If you missed Part I, click here.
by Kary Klismet
Welcome back for the second part of the Dressed for the Season series’ definitive (as far as I’m concerned) ranking of the best Christmas-appropriate uniforms. We covered Slots 26 through 17 in Part I, and we’ll finish up by looking at the top 16 here in Part II. There’s plenty to get to, so let’s make like those Ten Lords in that one song and a-leap right into it.
We left off with a team from a Portuguese-speaking region that wears vertically-striped red and green jerseys, so let’s pick up with… a team from a Portuguese-speaking region that wears vertically-striped red and green jerseys. (I promise you, they’re different teams!)
C.S. Marítimo hails from Madeira, an island chain that forms an autonomous region of Portugal. It’s not unusual for Portuguese teams to wear green and red (more on that later in these rankings), but where Marítimo stands out is with the vertical stripes on their shirts (differing from their Brazilian counterparts at Number 17, Fluminense, by dispensing with the white trim between the red and green stripes).
Marítimo has been known to mix up their shorts from red to green to white, all of which make the grade for this list. And when you throw in their stadium with its alternating red and green seats, I think we have the perfect location for a comm-uni-ty Christmas party.
Remember the last-minute addition to the list that I mentioned in Part I of this feature? Well, here they are! The Halifax Mooseheads are the reason our Top 25 somehow became a Top 26, but their uniforms are too good to leave in the “others receiving votes” category, so we’ll slot them into the 15th spot.
You can thank (or blame) longtime Uni Watch contributor and pal Wade Heidt for this disruption of the rankings. After I’d already published the first installment of this piece when it originally ran in 2023, Wade made a cryptic mention in the comments about a team from the Quebec Maritimes Junior Hockey League that he thought would be a good fit for Part II. In a panic, I googled the QMJHL to see who I missed. Sure enough, these magnificent Mooseheads jumped right out of the computer screen at me!
They combine a striking shade of forest green with red and white in a variety of combinations on their sweaters. And, as is probably already apparent and will become even more obvious later in this list, I’m a sucker for anything with antlers, so Halifax’s name and logo, so that clinched their inclusion. Yes, the logo brings a noticeable pop of yellow to the jerseys, but we’ve seen (and will see) teams on this list who add small amounts of other colors to their red and green, so it wasn’t a disqualifier.
Welcome to the list, Mooseheads! I think my Christmas is going to be just a little merrier because you’re here!
A green and red color scheme just feels right for a team from a place called The Woodlands. This high school team in suburban Houston, Texas, may not get a lot of white Christmases where they live, but they don’t lack for holiday cheer when it comes to their uniform combinations.
The Highlanders can rock looks that include white jerseys with red and green sleeve stripes over red shorts, long-sleeve red shirts with green shorts, and green jerseys with red sleeves and red shorts. Their most unique ensemble, however, is their uniforms with detached sleeves featuring a shifting green-to-red gradient. It looks like they covered their arms with glittery, color-shifting wrapping paper. I’m not sure it’s a gift their opponents on the volleyball court are looking forward to getting, though.
13. (tie) Boone Toreadors Boys’ and Girls’ High School Wrestling Teams
The boys’ and girls’ wrestling teams that represent Boone High School in Iowa have a few different singlets to choose from. The ones they chose as their main competition singlets in 2020, however, are what secured them a spot in these rankings. With a nice blend of green and red on a white base, they’re the wrestling singlet equivalents of those Brach’s peppermint nougat candies.
The girls’ team deserves an extra nod for their warm-up robes, which look like special deliveries straight from the North Pole. Seriously, Santa, you could have just told me I wasn’t getting any presents this year. You didn’t have to slam me to the mat and rough me up!
Portugal has worn the colors of its flag on its uniforms for longer than most of us have been alive. When they hit the balance of colors just right, they look ready for the Christmas party. But they’ve had a penchant for emphasizing yellow – a perfectly reasonable choice from a national identity standpoint, yet still a downgrade for a list focused on the best Christmas-appropriate getups.
That’s why my favorite Portugal uniform is the one the men’s and women’s national teams both wore during the 2021-22 season. They swapped out the yellow seen on many of their other kits for a rich metallic gold. Gold is a familiar color in the Christmas palette and can create a refined aesthetic for the season, especially when combined with red and green.
With the most understated hint of black trim and the bold accents of gold standing out against the rich red and dark green, Portugal’s teams look like they’re adorned in the soccer equivalent of formalwear. They’d be the best-dressed guests at many a holiday event (especially if it involved kicking a soccer ball).
A professional men’s volleyball team based in Siberia, Lokomotiv Novosibirsk checks several boxes that place them squarely in the top half of these rankings. The obvious starting point is their uniforms, with their well-balanced blend of red and green. Another is their logo, with the stylized Cyrillic character El (written as “Ʌ”), functioning as a stand-in for a Christmas tree.
The train below the El has a firm place in Christmas imagery itself, the most obvious being the iconic image of the toy train set beneath the tree on Christmas morning. But it also evokes the popular holiday pastime of Christmas train rides and the enduring classic children’s story, The Polar Express. (The book, that is. The movie’s creepy.)
Lokomotiv also knocks down the kill with a wonderfully antlered costumed mascot. Technically, I think it’s a moose, but moose and reindeer overlap across much of their respective ranges, so I’m sure they’d be, like, total bros in the wild.
Is it sacrilegious to include teams called “Devils” in a list of uniforms celebrating a holiday with religious origins? That’s a toughy! Since we’re focusing on the elements of Christmas that everyone can enjoy, let’s open up the celebration to even… *shudder* New Jersey Devils fans. (I kid! Of course you’re welcome to drink wassail and come caroling with us, Devils fans! Even if you did steal the original Colorado Rockies away from us here in Denver back in 1982. All is forgiven, especially after the 2001 Stanley Cup Final.)
The good thing about devils and Christmas is that we can just think of this character (the unimaginatively named “NJ Devil”) as following in the tradition of the Krampus, that delightful product of German folklore who devours ill-behaved children before Christmas. (And here I thought getting a piece of coal in my stocking was bad!)
But enough with the “Christmas as a horror story” schtick. The only horror story here is that the Devils spent the first eleven years of their existence in New Jersey wearing a unique set of red and green uniforms before reverting to the mean and adopting a much more conventional (and much less memorable) red and black color scheme.
This story has something of a happy ending, though. The Devils have revived their old uniforms as throwbacks on several occasions, and they also debuted a near-perfect Reverse Retro uniform during the 2022-232 season that swapped out the red and green elements based on the originals. I hope they figure out a way to bring that back again rather than those Colorado Rockies-inspired alternates they wore during the 2023-24 season. Thanks for the salt in the wound, Devils! That’s one jersey I won’t be adding to my Christmas wish list.
9. (tie) Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils Football Team
We conclude our devilish duo with Mississippi Valley State University. The school is probably most famous for being the alma mater of Jerry Rice, the Hall of Fame wide receiver who helped put the program on the map and bring attention to their red and green uniforms.
The uniforms have taken some… interesting twists and turns since (and perhaps even during) the halcyon days of Rice and his equally prolific quarterback, Willie Totten. But the Delta Devils have never dressed better than they do now, especially when wearing their red helmets with green jerseys (paired with either red or white pants).
They look so thoroughly in the Christmas spirit that I’m inclined to reinterpret that cute devil mascot of theirs for the Yuletide season. Maybe we can say he’s just an elf with a lingering sunburn from the Summer Solstice at the North Pole or something.
We typically think of Christmas trees as being evergreens, but oak trees – with their solid trunks and long limbs perfect for decorating – have their own established place in the holiday tradition. And the Oakland Oaks, a stalwart in the old Pacific Coast League from 1903-55, tapped into those traditions when they adopted a red and green color scheme in the late ‘30s and early ‘40s.
Unfortunately, it’s hard to find images of these Oaks’ uniforms in their full glory because of the dearth of color photography from the period. We’ll just have to rely on an old uniform in a museum display, well-crafted replicas (in a variety of colors), and a few black and white photos (with the odd colorized one thrown in for good measure).
The Oakland Athletics paid homage to the road version of those Oaks uniforms with throwbacks in 2009. Here’s hoping that the Pioneer League team that debuted in 2024 will break out the even nicer home versions of those Oaks uniforms sometime in the future as the A’s and their dollar-chasing ownership group slink out of town and eventually head off to Las Vegas. (Where’s Krampus when you need him?)
As the only major professional sports team in North America currently wearing green and red as their everyday color scheme, perhaps the Minnesota Wild should be higher on this list. The only thing holding them back is a slight over-reliance on cream and yellow (aka “Minnesota wheat” and “harvest gold”) as trim colors.
Even when accounting for those deviations to our chromatic Christmas archetype, the Wild still score a hat trick with three heaping helpings of holiday hockey haberdashery at its finest. Topping this trio is the combination that included red sweaters with green helmets and pants. The Wild wore two versions of this jersey from 2003-17, with my nod going to the earlier iteration used through the 2006-07 season (which lacked the cream piping on the shoulders).
The second of the Wild’s three best sets of Christmas-appropriate apparel are the green alternates they wore from 2009-17. Although red plays a reduced role in this design, the font used on the front wordmark looks like it was lifted straight off of a Christmas card.
The third and final uni set of this trio is the Wild’s current road uniforms. The white jersey serves as a snowy canvas for a more prominent use of red on the numbers and trim, and even more so as a way to showcase their fantastic logo, which evokes a mysterious “woods of the wintry North” vibe. And, as one blog points out, with the way those trees are shaped, they could double as holiday cookies. I don’t know about you, but I consider that a Christmas bonus!
Before the New Jersey Devils and the Minnesota Wild dazzled in their daring duds, the Seattle Metropolitans pioneered the green-and-red look at the highest levels of professional hockey in North America. Active in the Pacific Coast Hockey Association from 1915-24 back when it was a major league, the Metropolitans won a Stanley Cup in those gorgeous getups in 1917.
As with the Oakland Oaks a couple spots back, it’s impossible to find anything but black and white photos of the Metropolitans in their heyday. But thankfully, through a combination of hand-tinted photos from the era, nostalgic artwork, and a few vintage uniforms, we can get a sense of just how spectacular those striped sweaters were.
With such a rich visual history to draw from, it’s a shame that the Metropolitans’ look hasn’t served as a stronger inspiration for the teams in Seattle that have succeeded them. The expansion Seattle Kraken have given their predecessors’ color scheme a solid forecheck rather than embracing it (although they have effectively claimed the Metropolitans’ Stanley Cup title as their own, to which this longtime Colorado Avalanche fan rolls his eyes).
To their credit, the junior-level Seattle Thunderbirds wore Metropolitans throwbacks for a game a few years back, giving us a taste of what a modern version of the jersey would have looked like. Note to the Kraken: I might move you from my naughty to nice list if you’d follow the Thunderbirds’ lead and revive these verdant and vermillion visions yourselves. I’m writing a letter to Santa right now…
The Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks may be one of the few professional (gridiron) football teams to have worn green and red, but they do have company. Historically a red and white team, the Canadian Football League’s Montreal Alouettes dabbled with subtle bits of green trim as far back as 1966 before going all in on a uniform refresh in 1970 – just in time to win a Grey Cup in these tremendous togs.
What really puts Montreal high on this list, though, is their helmet from this era. Sure, you can think of the logo as an alouette, the French word for lark. But to me, the pair of logos on either side of the helmet are the spitting image of two turtle doves. (Definitely not a partridge in a pear tree, though.)
What do you get when you color-block red, white, and green, in almost exactly equal measure? Christmas-themed bomb pops, for one thing! But you also get one of the best-looking soccer uniforms on the national team circuit.
Hungary’s men’s and women’s teams both wear their familiar red jerseys, white shorts, and green socks as their primary kits in international competition. That perfect balance of colors makes for some holiday haute couture that few teams can match.
3. (tie) Mexico Men’s and Women’s National Soccer Teams
The one national program that can match Hungary, color block for color block, is Mexico’s men’s and women’s teams. Just flip Hungary’s version of the bomb pop upside down and you have El Tri’s classic combination of green shirts, white shorts, and red socks.
Mexico has experimented with adding all three of its famous colors onto their jerseys in prominent fashion at various times in the past. But the look just works best when they let each article of clothing stand out in a color of its own. When they wear their three colors just the right way, our neighbors to the south show that everyday could (and maybe should) be Christmas.
Okay, okay. John Daly isn’t a “team,” but he has enough of an outsized personality to fill out a foursome all by himself. And, let’s face it, there’s not only a lot of years, but some serious mileage behind Daly’s transformation from a young, brash golfer who crashed the PGA’s party back in 1991 to the guy who looks so much like Santa Claus that he dresses the part at the Tour’s holiday dinner.
But it’s not just when he dons the red suit that Daly comes across as Saint Nick’s doppelganger. On the links, I’d swear he looks like Kris Kringle enjoying some well-earned time off after making his annual global 24-hour toy run.
I guess I didn’t realize, though, that Santa smoked like a chimney in addition to traveling down chimneys! John Daly’s hard-living reputation may peg him as a Bad Santa, but with a look that’s just about perfect for Christmas, he’s a good fit for this list.
As we reach the top spot on this list, we’ve come full circle. We started out with a team (or rather several teams from the same school) that could have won the prize if they’d just bought into their deer-themed identity more fully. Now we have a team that has come as close as any team has to the holiday ideal in their everyday uniforms by leaning into their deer-themed identity while also embracing the quintessential Christmas color scheme for much of their 50-plus years of existence.
The Milwaukee Bucks were the debutants of the Christmas ball in their inaugural season in 1968 with their green, white, and red uniforms that prominently featured a deer head logo on the front of the shorts. It’s that uniform combination, worn during their NBA championship season in 1971 and for a couple of years beyond, that clinched their championship in these rankings, too.
While they’ve never bested that look, the Bucks have placed a slew of red and green uni gifts under our tree over the years. These Christmas confections have included green road uniforms with red wordmarks in both script and block styles throughout much of the ’70s, the initial versions of their “Irish Rainbow” classics with plenty of red trim, and various sideline warm-ups that could have doubled as the perfect leisure suits for an office disco holiday party. Just look at that logo on the back! (Yes, Clarkton, we’ll concede a point to you for having your logo on the front of your shooting shirts. The Bucks’ are still better.)
Although they’ve tried pairing their base of green with various other colors (and other shades of green) in the past and with their current uniform set, the Bucks still have a bit of Christmas in their DNA. They revived red and green as their main colors from 2006 to 2015, and they’ve used that combination for various throwbacks and alternates.
Providing the proverbial cherry on top is their mascot, Bango. Whether represented as a logo or performing on the sidelines, Bango looks sprightly enough to pull Santa’s sleigh all by himself. He may not technically be a reindeer, but you’d be hard-pressed to tell otherwise when he gets dressed for the season (pardon me while I pat myself on the back for working the title of this series into today’s piece).
With their reindeer-evoking, Christmas color-conjuring duds from the late ’60s and early ’70s serving as a focal point, the Bucks have staked their claim as the team whose uniforms I would most want as my stocking stuffer. Especially if I were using one of their gorgeous socks from that era as my stocking!
Whew! Thanks for bearing with me! I think you’ll agree that there are at least a few teams out there that actually look good in red and green. But even as comprehensive as I’d like to think this list is, there are plenty of teams I could have included. Are there any of your favorite red-and-green (or other Christmas-appropriate) teams that should have made it? Let me know in the comments. And whatever you celebrate this time of year, whether it’s Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Life Day, or something else, I wish you a merry one!
Just opened presents, and a friend got me a copy of Todd Radom’s “Winning Ugly.” It’s always special when someone unexpectedly presents you with a gift so perfect. Whatever you’re celebrating this time of year, best wishes!
I got that for Christmas a couple years ago. Definitely a memorable gift. Merry Christmas, Ron!
Always love the Dressed For The Season, Kary!
Major junior hockey is represented with the Halifax Mooseheads. If history would have been kinder to a couple of teams, there could have been more clad in the green and red. These 2 were short-lived:
-The Vancouver Nat’s played in the WCHL (now the WHL) from 1971-73. When the league had teams called both the Nat’s and the Pats. The short-lived Vancouver team wore green with some red trim before relocating to Kamloops. The franchise is currently the Seattle Thunderbirds.
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-The Plattsburgh Pioneers fit the bill with their green and red. Played only 17 games during the 1984-85 QMJHL season. An interesting story and no doubt the worst team to ever play major junior hockey. Not many good looks at the uniform to see though.
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i love the halifax mooseheads uniforms in here. Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays, Carson!
Great suggestions, Wade! Merry Christmas!
A couple of other high schools have red and green, mostly due to mergers.
One is St. Stephen’s and St. Agnes in Alexandria, Va. However, most (not all) of the boys’ teams accent the red, and the girls’ teams accent the green.
Another is Mary Institute-Country Day School in St. Louis. There is a smidge of red and green in most uniforms, but there is anthracite in some others.
Thanks for the suggestions, Soof! I always love finding new (to me) red-and-green teams!
Love the post. Especially the little known and high school uniforms (the Boone robes!). Well done.
Merry Christmas everyone
Thanks for the kind words, Matt! Merry Christmas!
A colorful comprehensive Christmas collection, Kary! Well done, and thanks for sharing.
NASCAR has way too many one-off schemes these days, but way back when 1 coat of paint was plenty for an entire season, Bobby Labonte sure looked great in his mostly green and partially red Pontiac:
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Thanks, Chris! I always appreciate your input – especially when it supplements my limited knowledge of NASCAR. (I’m casually familiar, but always eager to learn more.) Merry Christmas!
Bucks were a perfect #1. Remember those unis from the 70s. John Daly? Could have done without seeing that mess.
Thanks for the input! I’m glad you approve of my top choice. We may just have to agree to disagree on my second choice, but I stand by Daly’s uncanny resemblance to Jolly Old St. Nicholas, even if I’m no fan of his off- and on-the-course antics. No matter, Merry Christmas!
Looks more like Santa’s drunken, white trash brother. But anyway, Merry Christmas!
Honorable mention:
The Jets in all green playing against the Bills in all red in 2015.
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Man, I love those CFL Montreal uniforms. I’ve never seen them before, had no idea!