Your Full Purp Walk ’24 Report!

Good morning! Greetings from Minneapolis, where I’ll soon be heading to the airport to fly to Los Angeles. This Uni Watch Tour ’24 is a whirlwind!

Now then: The photo shown above was taken last Friday evening in Baltimore, where lots of Uni Watch readers gathered for the latest and final observance of Purple Amnesty Day. As you can see, I dressed for the occasion! The gent standing next to me in that shot is reader Andrew Cosentino, who went above and beyond in helping to arrange the day’s events and then went even further by acting as my chauffeur for the entire day. I can’t thank him enough.

Andrew and I began the day by having breakfast at the Papermoon Diner, where my all-purple attire fit right in with the colorfully eccentric décor:

Here’s a quick rundown of the rest of the day’s events. Because I’m currently on the road, I don’t have time to list everyone’s name or explain what’s going on in every photo, but I think you’ll still get the gist! Thanks for understanding.

Stop No. 1: The Babe

Purp Walk activities began with a visit to the excellent Babe Ruth Birthplace and Museum, where external affairs director Katie Dick (shown above) prepared a little exhibit for us and gave us some background on the museum’s history. The museum covers all Maryland sports, not just the Babe, so there were lots of Orioles and Colts artifacts to go along with the Ruthian items. Here are some photos I took:

As we left, I posed for this shot with Andrew and Katie:

All in all, a very good start to the day!

Stop No. 2: Frazier’s and the Salt Box

After checking out the museum, we convened at the excellent Frazier’s on the Avenue for eats, drinks, and plenty of uni-centric discussion.

The blonde woman at the far end of the table is the great Juliet Ames, also known as the Salt Box Lady, who agreed to create a Purp Walk-themed salt box for us. After we all kibitzed for a bit, it was time to go outside and check out her handiwork. I made a few preliminary remarks, and then Juliet unveiled the design:

Oh man, is that great or what? I love it! Here are some additional pics:

I am so stoked that Juliet has made our thing part of her thing. A genuine thrill for me, because I admire her work so much.

Speaking of which: Juliet sells little plastic salt box replicas. I have one at home (and keep salt in it, of course). As part of Friday’s festivities, she gave me a rare purple version, which I then asked her to autograph:

After the salt box unveiling, we went back to Frazier’s. I was really struck by David Hayes (on the left) and Don Schafer, who were wearing very rare Uni Watch T-shirts, both designed by Scott M.X. Turner:

David’s shirt is from the very first Uni Watch live event in March of 2006. About two months later, it became the basis for this blog’s original design. I don’t even have one of those shirts myself! Don’s shirt was a premium offering that we made available to the first round of people who ordered membership cards in 2007. So cool to see this old Uni Watch apparel!

Stop No. 3: Duckpins!

I love this photo of longtime reader Marcus Hall and me, taken at Stoneleigh Lanes, where a bunch of us gathered for a bit of pin-bashing (and which, as you can see, actually has a purple design motif!). I also enjoyed meeting Marcus’s son Xavier, who clearly loves his dad a lot.

For whatever reason, I didn’t get many photos at this stop, but here’s a shot of me flashing some stirrup on the lanes:

Bryan Martin Firvida showed up, appropriately attired in our old Uni Watch bowling-inspired T-shirt, designed back in 2017 by Scott M.X. Turner:

Stop No. 4: Union Brewing

Sadly, a lot of people had already left by the time we took this group photo toward the end of the gathering at Union Craft Brewing, so the photo doesn’t quite capture the quantity or quality of the crowd that showed up. One person I want to single out, because I didn’t get any non-group shots of her, is the woman standing next to me. That’s Judy Adams, a longtime reader and really strong Uni Watch supporter. She attended all of the day’s events and wore a different Purp Walk T-shirt for each one!

One of my best moments of the day came when I got to meet Bob Sullivan of Sullivan Press, who’s been printing all of our membership cards since 2019. He’s located outside of Philly, so I hadn’t had the pleasure of meeting him in person until this event. He plays goalie on a rec hockey team, so his Uni Watch jersey has lots of wear marks and dings from game action:

Some real Uni Watch all-stars in this next photo. On the left is Ed Zelaski, who flew in from Cleveland and whose name will be familiar to you if you read the soccer section of the Ticker, and on the right is Loren Southard, who started a Uni Watch trend in 2019 by DIYing his own uni-themed building blocks for his infant son (a move that inspired several other readers to do the same for their own children):

If you look closely, you can see that Bud Parks was wearing something very special — an O’s cap with a properly oriented apostrophe! Check it out:

It’s always good to have friends in high places, so I like knowing that reader Nick Allen is actually an elected member of the Maryland House of Delegates (!):

I had a great time last night at the @UniWatch Purple Amnesty Day meet up at @UnionBrewing! It was awesome getting to meet Paul and other members of our comm-uni-ty to talk about athletic aesthetics. pic.twitter.com/hPDhiEOJR5

— Delegate Nick Allen (@NickAllenforMD) May 18, 2024

On the left in this next shot is the great Bryan Molloy, who designed the winged stirrup and also designed every one of our Purp Walk T-shirts over the years. Or to put it another way, he’s had a huge impact on Uni Watch’s look. He’s wearing a purple jersey that he DIY’d with a heat-pressed logo (and on the right is a really nice guy who I enjoyed talking with but whose name I can’t recall, sorry):

Speaking of names I can’t recall, here are two more guys who I very much enjoyed talking with but whose names I didn’t write down, dang:

Here I am in this next shot with Rex Henry, who college football fans may know as ACC Tracker:

And here’s one more shot of Andrew C., who went through a few wardrobe changes during the day:

There were lots of other people I didn’t get photos of, including two guys named Justin, one guy named Jared, Dan the bowler/mixologist, and several more. It was great to meet all of them!

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It was a really special day, and so many people said so many wonderful things about Uni Watch — it was all very touching and humbling. Thanks, purple people!

Two other attendees at Union Brewing were Jack Krabbe and Rich Frank, both of whom used to work in the Orioles’ front office and are longtime friends of Uni Watch. I met up with them again the next morning for breakfast, and we ended up eating at a place just a half-block from the salt box, so I had them pose for this photo (note how Jack wore green, to help mend my psychic scars from the previous day’s purple-palooza):

And then I headed off to the airport. Thanks to everyone who came out and made this such a special day!

Meanwhile: We had another Uni Watch gathering yesterday in Minneapolis, as the Uni Watch Tour ’24 rolled on. I’ll have more to say about that party tomorrow morning, but for now I’m off to the airport and flying to L.A.!

(Extra-special thanks to Katie Dick, Juliet Ames, and especially Andrew Cosentino for their key roles in this year’s Purp Walk. Thanks also to Tim Cox for coming up with the idea for Purple Amnesty Day, to Scott M.X. Turner for coming up with the slang term “Purp Walk,” to Bryan Molloy for all the great Purp Walk T-shirts, to Kary Klismet for his annual article about teams wearing mismatched shades of purple, and to Mary Bakija for giving me the purple jacket I wore in many of these photos.)