By Phil Hecken
Good Sunday Morning everyone!
I’m back today with the inimitable Chris Diamond, who last month brought us a couple terrific think pieces about what might have happened had the USFL & NFL merged thirty five-ish years ago. They were quite well received. If you missed either one, or want to re-read, you can check out Part I here and Part II here. Part III (today) will look at the first 20 teams from Chris’ 40 team league, and Part IV (sometime next month) will look at the final 20.
A 40 Team NFL: What if the NFL and USFL Merged in 1987? (Part 3)
by Chris Diamond
So here is Part III of my NFL-USFL Merger Alt-History Piece — this time I look at how the uniforms of the 40 teams in the merged league might be in 2022. Same rules as for the helmets apply: No BFBS, Uni-momentum and no wishful thinking! Here are the first 20 teams, rest to follow…
The Outlaws have merged elements from the old Wranglers look based on the Arizona Flag. After I did this I noticed in the piece on the Arizona Cardinals re-design that someone else had thought of the flag sunburst on the sleeve design!
As I already said in Part II, the Falcons never went the all-black route here. So they still have uniforms based on the iconic look they debuted in 1978 of red helmet and jersey and silver pants.
The Colts look is one of the most stable in the NFL so it’s unlikely to be hugely different here. But I’ll assume a few minor tweaks and they never needed the faux-50s grey facemask and number font to summon the winning spirit back!
The Stallions jersey in 1987 used Northwestern stripes. These tend to be persistent (e.g. Lions, Steelers) so I assume they are here too.
Along with their move back to Boston, I imagined they may have revived something like this Boston earlier look. Plus Elvis of course (sorry again Pat Patriot fans)!
In reality the Bills have brought back elements of their pre-1975 look. Here I assume they have embraced this idea fully and modernized it.
The Panthers revived the Michigan identity when they re-located from Oakland. For the logo I’ve taken inspiration from the USFL2 Panthers re-design, and assumed the uniform would also have been updated.
The Bears’ uniform is essentially unchanged since 1961 with only minor changes. So its Uni-momentum is huge. But here I allow for a little tweak, adding the secondary logo to the sleeves and moving the GSH memorial patch to the front.
When the Bengals changed their look in 1981, it divided opinion because of the radical helmet design and tiger stripes. In reality, since then the helmet is unchanged but there have been several attempts to update the uniform with mixed results. I think like the Browns, they would eventually return to a more classic look so that is what I assume here. The only change I’ve added is the black and white pants. This actually makes design sense because Bengal Tigers leg stripes are like that.
In this Alt-reality, the Browns are still the original franchise. So hopefully there were spared the worst excesses the team’s fans endured in reality. I’ve assumed they kept with the look with no need for re-boots.
As I documented in Part II, the Cowboys current look is a hodge-podge of old and new based on the whims of their owner. So I assume in this Alt-reality that good design sense prevailed at some point. They go back to the original shades of royal blue and metallic blue they adopted in 1964 and harmonise the white and dark looks.
Orange has always been a big part of the Broncos identity. Of course in reality in 1997 they went all navy and promptly won two Superbowls! But in this Alt-reality they went the other way, totally embracing the orange-max look based on their 1966-67 look.
The Lions’ look has been remarkably consistent since they adopted their Honolulu blue and silver scheme in 1934, in particular the Northwestern stripes. Their most recent uniforms show a reasonable attempt to return to the pure Honolulu Blue and Silver so I will assume a similar path in this Alt-reality. But they make better use of the two shades of grey.
Green Bay Packers
The Packers’ green and yellow look is so iconic they have huge Uni-momentum. But in our Reality they have been the victim of shrinking stripes syndrome. This debilitating affliction has affected many jerseys over the years (e.g. Lions, 49ers, Cowboys) and manifests as a decrease in the number of stripes as sleeves gradually got shorter from the 60s until now. For the Packers it started in 1981 losing two by 1983. The jersey rallied in 1984 when the G logo was added, but this had gone by 1990 and the rot set in again and by 1997 they had gone for good. In this Alt-reality the Packers jersey has kept the full set!
There is still a lot of love for the Oilers’ look in our reality with both the Titans and Texans being encouraged to do some throw- or faux-backs. But here in our Alt-reality such artifice is not needed as the Oilers never left Houston! As I mentioned in Part II, these Oilers have adopted a metallic Columbia Blue helmet to link back to both their silver and blue variations. They also adopt a number font like their 1960s version.
The Racers are what the Indianapolis Colts became in this Alt-reality. Initially they kept the same uniforms, but by 2022 they have had a re-design. In the spirit of cross-town solidarity they adopted the same navy and yellow scheme as the NBA’s Pacers.
The Bulls 1984-85 uniforms were among the best in the USFL. By modern standards though, the logo is quite fussy so would likely have been updated. However I assume the overall look-and-feel of the original uniforms are maintained.
Kansas City Fire Chiefs
In this Alt-reality, KC have changed their name to the Fire Chiefs and incorporated the logo of a Fire Department in their logo. They’ve more-or-less kept the same look that they’ve had since 1963, but add the new logo to the sleeves. As well as the change to Fire Chiefs, they rename Arrowhead Stadium to Lamar Hunt Stadium so don’t have the perma-memorial patch to Hunt.
Las Vegas Gamblers
The Gamblers’ original look was black heavy. Not a good choice for a desert based team with an open air stadium. So they changed their helmet to silver to at least spare their heads from overheating! In a case of parallel evolution they end up with quite a Las Vegas Raiders-esque look.
Los Angeles Chargers
We have already seen how even in this Alt-reality the economic conditions have caused them to relocate from San Diego in a case of parallel evolution. Their uniforms in our Reality are held to be the best in the NFL. So I assume a similar level of excellence here. But in this Alt-reality they relocated 20 years earlier than our Reality. This was before the San Diego Chargers had properly revived the powder blue look. So I imagine on relocation they adopted a look based on the 1960 LA Chargers.
So that is the first twenty teams. The rest to follow soon! Thanks for checking them out :)
Thanks Chris! Nice job with those updated unis. Looking forward to the final part. Readers? What say you?
Guess The Game…
from the scoreboard
Today’s scoreboard comes from Daryl Shroot.
The premise of the game (GTGFTS) is simple: I’ll post a scoreboard and you guys simply identify the game depicted. In the past, I don’t know if I’ve ever completely stumped you (some are easier than others).
Here’s the Scoreboard. In the comments below, try to identify the game (date & location, as well as final score). If anything noteworthy occurred during the game, please add that in (and if you were AT the game, well bonus points for you!):
Please continue sending these in! You’re welcome to send me any scoreboard photos (with answers please), and I’ll keep running them.
Purp Walk reminder: Paul here. In case you missed it this past week, we have some big plans afoot for this year’s Purple Amnesty Day (which, as always, will be on May 17), including a live event in Denver where I’ll be dressed head-to-toe in purple. If you need to get caught up on the Purp Walk plans, everything’s spelled out here.
Also: Another big piece of news from this week is that our new line of Uni Watch Baseball Bats, produced by the great folks at the Pillbox Bat Co., are now available, and they look sensational. Available in green, yellow, BFBS, and miniature. Check this out:
Nice, right? You can order them here.
Okay, now back to Phil!
Uni Watch News Ticker
Baseball News: Here’s a piece on an aspect of athletics aesthetics you don’t normally see covered: the best bullpen designs in the National League (from Kary Klismet). … Also from Kary: Wednesday’s Ticker had a partial look at Jose Altuve’s Houston Astros American League championship ring. Here’s a more complete view of the team’s ring for those interested. … In a world where there can never possibly be enough “alternate” caps, Big League Chew and New Era have partnered to release bubble gum inspired caps (from Jon Viera). … Here’s a fun baseball online exhibit from the Smithsonian Institution (from Max Weintraub). … Shockingly the San Diego Union Tribune even thinks ads on unis are bad. … Lucas Giolito wanted to raise awareness for climate change on his Earth Day cleats. The left cleat represent the forests while the right cleat represents the oceans (via Paul). … The Gurriel Family is wearing the half Astros/Jays jersey this weekend (from Ignacio Salazar). … Jazz Chisholm wore Nike tights under the pants instead of socks (from Toys R’ Us Kid). … The Washington Nationals sure do love their City Connect unis (thanks, Brinke). … Gorgeous throwbacks for the Tacoma Rainiers this weekend (via Paul). … Here’s one advantage of wearing a baggy jersey (from Carlos Montalvan). … Blue Jay pitcher Alek Manoah likes to go high cuffed, so all his teammates did the same yesterday (from Batbeat). … For his http://Cameo.com profile, Angels pitcher Kenny Rosenberg may have used Microsoft Paint instead of Photoshop to change his uniform from the Rays to the Angels. However his Twitter account has a new Angels photo (from Texas Trev). … D-bax pitcher Noe Ramirez has some pretty sweet stirrups (from Allie Allie Oxenfree). … Last evening the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp honored Jackie Robinson by wearing some tremendous Jax Red Caps uniforms.
Football News: There are some great old photos in this feature on former CFL stadiums (from Kary Klismet). … The following four (!) items are also from Kary: (1) Monday’s Ticker mentioned that Georgia received their national championship rings last weekend during their spring game. Here’s an additional piece that shows the ring up close and provides plenty of design specs; (2) Coastal Carolina has revealed its rings for winning the Cure Bowl; (3) Here’s what a proposed new stadium for Jackson State University would like. The bill to fund the project is currently stalled in the Mississippi legislature; and, (4) Chelsea (Mich.) High School has unveiled its rings for winning the state championship. … “I attended the Rochester Browns Backers banquet where Browns great Greg Pruitt was a guest,” writes Joseph Bailey. “Pruitt won a Super Bowl with the Raiders in the 83 season. He was wearing a necklace of the Super Bowl ring. It was not just the ring on a chain.”
Hockey News: You know what the world needs more of? Lists of the best to worst alternate jerseys in the NHL. Luckily, For The Win has got you covered. … The Laval Rocket wore their Quebec classic uniforms on Friday night (from Moe Khan). … Check out the warmup jerseys for the Sharks last night for Fan Appreciation (from Wade Heidt). … Brian Fletcher noticed that the Lightning’s Amalie Arena has the banners for the Eastern Conference teams hung in alphabetical order, except Ottawa is after Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, but O definitely comes before P in the alphabet. … Les Habs honored Guy Lafleur on their sweaters last evening. Lafleur passed away Friday (from Wade Heidt). … Smashville and the Bolts broke out their Stadium Series uniforms last night (from Brayden Tweeter).
Basketball News: This story explains why the Philadelphia 76ers’ court design includes a snake (from Kary Klismet). … Speaking of the Sixers, here’s a quick reminder of how awesome the team’s warmups were in the ’70s (also from Kary).
Soccer News: There was a particularly not good looking color matchup on the pitch yesterday. In an e-mail sent to Paul, Timmy The Cop notes, “I am not as opposed to purple as you, but this is particularly hard on the senses. Brentford Vs Tottenham.” … British tennis star Emma Radacanu practiced for the Porsche Tennis Grand Prix last week while wearing a Tottenham Hotspur jersey with her own NOB (from Kary Klismet). … The Maltese Football Association has a new logo (also from Kary). … SpVgg Bayreuth of Germany’s fourth-tier Regionalliga Bayern wore special one-off kits for its match against Bayern Munich’s reserve squad this past Monday (also from Kary). … Want an instant mood booster? Then enjoy this video of a police dog cavorting around a soccer pitch and stealing the ball during the middle of a match (Kary, again). … Manchester City players wore special pre-match Puma jerseys made from repurposed soccer shirts. … And they say J-League shirts couldn’t get any wilder (from Cult Kits). … Anyone know What The Fuck is going on here? (from Brian Smith). … Forward Madison renders the team’s area code in Roman numerals (from David Hanson).
Grab Bag: The NCAA website has compiled a list of the best outdoor college track and field venues according to fan and athlete input (from Kary Klismet). … Indiana University Fort Wayne has unveiled its new costumed mascot (from Kary). … The University of Tulsa has retired its “Captain Cane” costumed mascot (Kary, again). … San Diego State University has unveiled new academic logos, and, apparently, the students hate them (thanks, Kary!).
Uni Tweet of the Day
These are actually growing on me. Definitely the best CC so far, and possibly best overall…
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) April 23, 2022
And finally… that’s it for this weekend! Big thanks to Chris for sharing his uni-vision of his USFL/NFL 1987 merger! Great stuff.
Everyone have a good week and I’ll catch you back here next Saturday. Till then…