Uni Watch DIY Project: Gumball/Sponge NFL Players!

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Back in December I received a note from Uni Watch reader Drew Tornquist, as follows:

When I was a kid, I used to make tiny NFL players out of those triangular prism shaped foam makeup-remover sponges. Sometime in my childhood, I realized that the sponges fit perfectly in my collection of gumball helmets. 

That unlikely combination gave me hours of childhood entertainment. I basically made them from kindergarten to about middle school age (I’m 23 now). As you can see, toward the end I became pretty focused on the uni-related details.  

Maybe my weird childhood DIY project can inspire some parents out there, or just relieve someone’s quarantine boredom. All you need are some Sharpies, makeup removers, and mini-helmets!

There are few things I like more than a child turning his boundless imagination toward uniforms, so I loved this project right from the get-go. Gumball helmets and makeup sponges seemed like the most improbable pairing imaginable, but they looked great in the photos that Drew sent along! He had hand-drawn uni numbers and pant striping onto his little “players,” and some of them even had faces drawn on them:

I wanted to know more, so I sent Drew a list of follow-up questions. Instead of just answering them, he wrote an entire blog entry that included all the info I had asked about. Here it is:

The Sponge Bowl
By Drew Tornquist

I don’t exactly remember when I started collecting gumball helmets, but I first became interested in the NFL at about kindergarten age, so I assume it was sometime around then. The real credit goes to my awesome mom, who would buy the helmets for me from a gumball machine at our local grocery store. That’s how my gumball helmet league began.

Our house was never showroom-clean. “Lived in” is how I always referred to it. That gave me lots of opportunities to incorporate random items from around the house into my imagination. Sadly, I don’t specifically remember that “eureka” moment when I discovered the makeup sponge, but I’m guessing that it went something like this: I took a break from looking at my gumball helmets to run to the bathroom, where I found a makeup sponge that was left behind on the counter and promptly drew a smiley-face on it. Then I probably brought it back to my helmet collection and found that the sponge nested perfectly into the helmets, creating a little wedge-shaped player.

I started drawing numbers on the back pretty soon after that. I mean, I needed to tell the players apart while they had their helmets on, right?

My parents loved this idea, and while I don’t remember their initial reaction, they both supported me once I got started, my mom especially. She would occasionally bring me packs of makeup sponges from the store, asking if they would fit inside my football helmets. I think she bought more of them for me than she did for herself.

The first players I created weren’t very detailed. They just had hand-drawn numbers on the back and faces on the front. I wouldn’t add specific number fonts, colors, or pant striping until later on.

By the time I was in middle school, hours of play had turned the old sponges a bit grimy and yellow, plus many of the gumball facemasks had broken and some of the helmets’ logos had rubbed off. But then the NFL started selling full sets of all 32 gumball helmets — I remember being so excited when I saw that full helmet set on the shelves at the mall. I immediately thought back to the makeup sponges and all the possibilities now that I could have every team without having to depend on the randomness of the gumball machine. I was ready to reignite the project.

I had always enjoyed making pretend football games and football plays with the sponge players, but one thing had been missing: unpredictability. I didn’t like knowing who was going to win.

By this time, I was a bit more organized about my toys. I would invent games and cohesive running storylines to go along with my imagination. With my shiny new helmet collection in hand, I was able to apply that approach to my makeup sponge football players.

To add that element of unpredictability, I created a game that decided the winner independently. Here’s how it went:

• At the beginning of each possession, I flipped a coin. If the offense won, they scored.

• The first team to three touchdowns would be the winner.

• I left the rest up to my imagination. (I used the players to act out all the plays)

It was a fun little format that allowed me to use my imagination but also incorporated the intensity and unpredictability of football.

I would simulate entire “seasons” of this game. As the seasons got bigger, so did the stats. I kept stats on players, like touchdowns and turnovers. I looked up old NFL schedules to make a full season of games, and I even came up with a dice-rolling method that adjusted the odds based on the difference in record of the teams playing. This was also when I became more particular about the uniform details of each team, precisely drawing out pant striping and number fonts based on reference pictures of each team.

This was a solitary pursuit. I was blessed to have great friends as a kid (many of whom I am still close to), but I didn’t really share this game with any of them. It was kind of my own private thing that I did to escape the stresses of adolescence, plus it felt like my own personal football league. Middle school was also an awkward time, and I think I was honestly a bit embarrassed that I preferred my mini-helmet game over Madden.

I kept on playing until early in high school. Looking back on it now as an adult, the whole thing was really awesome and creative.

The Craft

Since the sponges were white, I always based my designs on the teams’ white uniforms. I figured coloring in an entire sponge would be a bit messy and possibly a waste of ink. Plus the helmets were so much larger than the players’ “bodies” that it was easy to tell the difference between two teams, even if they were both wearing white.

Early on, all my hand-rendered numbers looked more or less the same for every team. Eventually I started matching the teams’ specific number fonts and pant striping, but I never added in NOBs or front numbers, especially since I didn’t base my players on real NFL players. I always just referred to the players by their numbers.

The hardest teams to render properly were the ones with unique number fonts, like the Seahawks, Lions, Vikings, Patriots, and Buccaneers. Numbers with multiple outline colors, as worn by the 2009-2018 Lions and the 2000-2020 Patriots, were particularly tricky — after all the coloring, the numbers usually came out looking too thick. I actually did pretty well with the Vikings, but I remember being confused about why the first and second digits didn’t match.

Teams like the Panthers, Saints, and Chargers, who had logos on their pants striping, were also challenging. Makeup sponges don’t provide the smoothest drawing surface!

For the record, I think the best-looking sponge player I ever made was a No. 4 Bengals player. I really nailed those pants stripes, and single-digit numbers always looked better on the sponges. The Bengals have never looked so good in real life!

Tips

Makeup sponges come in a surprising variety of sizes. In my experience, sponges around 1″ x 1.75″ x 0.75″ fit the mini-helmets best.

Depending on how aggressively you play with them, the sponges can show slight signs of yellowing, age, and general nastiness over time, but for the most part they hold up quite well. I still have all of my originals somewhere at my mom’s house.

As you can see in some of the pictures, the Sharpied numerals on the sponges can start to bleed as they rub against the helmets. I solved this problem by putting a clear piece of scotch tape over the numerals.

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Paul here. That is one doozy of a DIY project, am I right? But wait — there’s more! At my request, Drew has made a video tutorial, showing how he makes his little players:

Love it! Please join me in thanking Drew for sharing this project with us.

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ITEM! Podcast now ready to go: I’m super-excited to announce that the first episode of Unified — the new podcast that I’m doing with SportsLogos.net founder Chris Creamer — is now available for your enjoyment. You can watch the video version (embedded above) or listen to the audio-only version — and subscribe to future episodes — on Apple, Google, Stitcher, TuneIn, and Spotify, or just use the player below:

If you have a favorite podcast-subscription service that we aren’t yet using, let me know and I’ll try to get the show added to that service.

A few other notes:

• The show now has its own website, where you can see the show notes for the first episode.

• As I mentioned yesterday, we hope to have a recurring segment in which we take questions from our listeners. If you’d like to submit a question for next week’s episode, you can do so by replying to this tweet. (And if you haven’t already followed the show on Twitter, you can do so at @unifiedcast.)

• We’d like to make a little coin off this project, but we’d prefer not to read ad scripts for products or services we don’t know or care about, so we’re looking for advertisers who Get It™. Those could be sports-related companies or non-sports companies — as long as they’re good people with a solid product or service that we can can feel good about touting on our show. If you think that might be you, give me a shout and we’ll talk.

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Birds of a feather: Spectacular thread on Twitter yesterday, comparing 1990s soccer goalie kits to birds. The example shown above is just the tip of the iceberg — click on the tweet to see the entire thread. You won’t be sorry!

(Thanks to all who shared this one.)

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Too good for the Ticker: I’m not sure which I like better about the report shown above — the topic or the cover design. Both are so good!

That’s one of a few dozen interesting reports, mostly from the mid-1900s, found in this Twitter thread. Some of them have interesting titles (Problems of the Carless, New Developments in Meat and Meat-Packaging Technology, Transporting Watermelons in Bulk and Bins by Truck), others don’t. But all of them have great cover designs. Highly, highly recommended.

(Huge thanks to longtime reader Jimmy Lonetti for this one.)

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Oh for fuck’s sake: In a nauseating mixture of blue collar cosplay and, I’m guessing, some sort of paid sponsorship advertising, Arkansas coach Eric Musselman and his staff actually dressed up as UPS delivery workers prior to Tuesday night’s game. I hope Musselman mentioned that UPS drivers have a strong union and a great compensation package — unlike, say, college basketball players — but somehow I doubt it.

My own UPS guy, Ricky, could not be reached for comment because he was busy working instead of dressing up like a fucking basketball coach.

(My thanks to Mike Chamernik and @seanfoulsean for this one.)

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Pin Club reminder: In case you missed it on Monday, the Uni Watch Pin Club’s design for February is now available. It’s a shout-out to the Super Bowl, with the year 2021 rendered in Roman numerals.

Again, the pin is available here. My thanks, as always, for your consideration.

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The Ticker
By Paul

’Skins Watch: All of these are from Kary Klismet: Here’s a story about the ongoing debate about the use of Native American mascots among high schools in North Carolina. … Cincinnati Country Day School has changed its team name from “Indians” to “Nighthawks.” … Bellefonte Area School District in Pennsylvania has scheduled a meeting to discuss its high school’s use of Native American imagery and its “Red Raiders” name. … Looks like the Cleveland Indians’ impending name change is already being reflected on the team’s merch. … Two schools in North Carolina aren’t yet ready to give up their Native-based team identities (from Matthew Moss).

Baseball News: From Kary Klismet: “This lengthy but fascinating article takes an in-depth look at multiple design ideas that were almost incorporated into Dodger Stadium, including a monorail, moving sidewalks, and a giant bat/ball sculpture, but didn’t make it into the final plans.” … Also from Kary: “The great Stadium Journey website has an article exploring the memorials to old Metropolitan Stadium that can be found in Minnesota’s Mall of America, which now occupies the site.” … One more from Kary: A Rangers blog has assessed the team’s best and worst uniforms. … Here’s some Braves merch that shows their 150th-anniversary patch. Atlanta is also hosting this season’s All-Star Game and also-also has Henry Aaron’s and Phil Niekro’s deaths to memorialize, all of which could lead to a serious patch-o-rama situation. … Reprinted from yesterday’s comments: New advertised stadium name for the Single-A West Michigan Whitecaps (from John Chapman). … The Elizabethtown Twins are the latest Appalachian League team to get a new identity. They’ll now be known as the Elizabethtown River Riders (from Jerred Chandler). … For reasons that aren’t entirely clear, at least to me, rock star Elton John wore a Yankees blazer for a photo promoting the UK’s National HIV Test Week (from Sean Huffman).

Football News: Helmet brand Vicis, now under new ownership, has launched a new helmet model (from Kary Klismet). … Also from Kary: Last summer we Ticked a story about a segregated Black high school team in Georgia that finally received its state championship rings 51 years after winning the title. Now the surviving members of the team have been given individual championship trophies by a benefactor who has also offered to pay for their rings. … This is pretty funny: Check out the difference between Tom Brady’s first and most recent video game appearances (from our own Anthony Emerson). … Although the Rams have agreed to trade for QB Matthew Stafford, fans can’t buy his jersey until the trade becomes official on March 17. … The Jets are sponsoring a new girls’ flag football program in New Jersey. You can see a bunch of the jerseys in this video (from Dave Landesberg). … The NFL is ending its licensing deal with Under Armour, so there’ll be no more UA logo on on-field shoes or gloves. It’s the latest in a long series of problems for the troubled company.

Hockey News: Did you know you can still buy Cooperalls, or at least something very similar to them? They’re available here (from Brandon Weir). … Here are the pads and mask that Blues G Jordan Binnington will wear with the team’s ЯR uniforms (from Wade Heidt). … In a related item, the Rangers are the latest team to release their ЯR schedule (from @tierknala). … The Canadiens’ awesome ЯR uniforms will make their on-ice debut tonight. … The Kings’ old Rogie Vachon-era crown logo had some inconsistencies that have led to some throwback glitches. … New chrome helmets for the OHL’s Erie Otters (from Wade Heidt).

Soccer News: New secondary kit, created with a lot of fan input, for the Philadelphia Union (thanks to all who shared).
 

Grab Bag: YouTube will have a different logo each week of February for Black History Month. … In a move that seems at least a century or so overdue, a U.S. Navy task force has recommended that ship names honoring the Confederacy should be changed (from R. Scott Rogers). … In similarly inexplicable situation, a committee in Pensacola, Fla., has recommended that the Confederate flag be removed from the city’s police badges (from Timmy Donahue). … Here’s a profile of the designer who created the new White House logo. … Williams College has a pretty intense brand identity style guide (from Paul Friedmann). … Here’s a great example of sports imagery being used to teach basic principles of civics. … The Indian fashion website Myntra has revised its new logo after the original version was deemed to resemble a naked woman with her legs spread. … Sad to hear that the gorgeous Domino Sugar neon sign in Baltimore is coming down (from Craig Maki). … Longtime reader and all-around swell guy Gordon Blau was rummaging around in his closet and found his old Taco Bell uniform from the late 1970s. “Sadly, I’m no longer close to fitting in it,” he says. … New bicentennial badge for the sheriff’s office in Bartholomew County, Ind. (from Timmy Donahue). … The Irish county Cork’s Gaelic football and hurling teams have new kits (from our own Jamie Rathjen). … The rest of these are from Kary Klismet: Lone Star Middle School in Texas, which changed its name from Robert E. Lee Middle School in December, has now changed its team name as well, switching from “Rebels” to “Texans.” … Saddleback College in California is dropping “Gauchos” as its team name because of its negative connotations for Latin Americans. … France’s men’s and women’s national field hockey teams have new uniforms after signing an apparel deal with French clothing brand Le Coq Sportif. … New helmet for Chaz Mostert of Australia’s Supercars Championship touring car circuit. … New uniforms for the Clinton, Ark., police department. … A nine-year-old Florida girl wore a Chick-fil-A uniform for “Everyday Heroes Day” at her school and was made an honorary employee.

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62 comments to Uni Watch DIY Project: Gumball/Sponge NFL Players!

  • Mark Phippard | February 4, 2021 at 7:42 am |

    Love this! Brings me back to my childhood and creating a baseball field on my floor using board game boxes for walls and then using baseball cards to put the players on the field. Then all I needed was a wooden drumstick and some rolled up aluminum foil and it was game on. The downside to this game is that I would occasionally write on the cards to change someones position. This was the late 70’s and I wanted to move Yaz to 1B so I just changed it on the front of his 1974 Topps card. I think a few of the more obscure players may have gotten mustaches or beards added.

    The only more “artistic” thing I ever did was I had a brief obsession with using index cards and markers to recreate various state flags.

  • Keith A. | February 4, 2021 at 7:47 am |

    Typo in the end of the DIY section: “am I tight?”

    • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 7:51 am |

      Thanks. Fixed!

    • Block "O Canada" | February 4, 2021 at 8:57 am |

      I can dig it.

  • Will S | February 4, 2021 at 8:36 am |

    I remember as a kid cutting those pink erasers in half and drawing faces on the slanted side and numbers on the bottom. Called them erasermen.

  • Cort | February 4, 2021 at 8:37 am |

    This is the most gloriously weird DIY project ever to grace UniWatch. Every detail is wonderful!

    Drew Tornquist is my newest hero.

  • Will L | February 4, 2021 at 8:43 am |

    Looking forward to listening to the Podcast today! Hey Paul did I miss you showing the Leafs ЯR Uniforms from the game vs the Oilers (who wore theirs) on January 30th? Thanks!

  • Doogie Stardust | February 4, 2021 at 9:14 am |

    The Cleveland baseball merch in the ticker is just one product line and no one should read too much into it. There are plenty of new Indians branded items for sale and if the vast number of New Era Chief Wahoo cap variants are any indication, there will be plenty of Indians gear in the marketplace for a long, long time.

    • Judy A | February 4, 2021 at 11:33 am |

      It’s also really disappointing that that logo was the best placeholder they could come up with. Or do people in Cleveland really refer to the city as “C-Town”? Because…ugh.

      • Doogie Stardust | February 4, 2021 at 12:01 pm |

        I don’t really think it was a placeholder. I think it’s just Nike doing Nike things. The only people who call Cleveland “C Town” are “Bro” dudes and Jim Rome who if not king of the bro’s is at least Bro royalty.

      • Zakary Jester | February 4, 2021 at 12:02 pm |

        We do not. Calling it “the Land” caught on for a bit during Lebron’s second run here, but no one calls it C-Town.

        • Jim Vilk | February 4, 2021 at 8:26 pm |

          I’m Still Calling It Cleveland.

          Loved the podcast!

      • walter | February 4, 2021 at 9:18 pm |

        Isn’t C-Town Chicago?

  • RS Rogers | February 4, 2021 at 9:19 am |

    FWIW I listen to podcasts on the Pocket Casts app, and as of this morning Unified is the top result when I search for the word “unified.” I look forward to listening to the first episode while huddling under quilts for this weekend’s Midwest cold snap.

    • George P | February 4, 2021 at 10:39 am |

      The quote about the Taco Bell work uniform is missing the word “no”…as in no longer fits.

  • Chris Weber | February 4, 2021 at 9:30 am |

    The guy who crashed the Saddleback College zoom meeting was as sharp as a razor. -C.

    • walter | February 4, 2021 at 1:00 pm |

      Obviously a detractor of the proposed name-change. From what I can see, the name “Gaucho” isn’t in and of itself racist, it was this one school’s interpretation of it.

  • JB | February 4, 2021 at 9:39 am |

    The Northwestern Transportation Library! I spent many hours studying in there (not transportation). Always fun to peak at the returns counter—usually some great looking reports on odd topics, or 50s magazines with fantastic ads on the back cover. Once I saw a book chronicling the history of parking enforcement, with a meter on the cover.

    • Howie | February 4, 2021 at 3:26 pm |

      Ugh going to UIC and seeing all the NU transportation articles in iShare that I couldn’t access because I was a piddling city college student, not a chad Northwestern scholar waaaahhhhhh

  • Munch Suchland | February 4, 2021 at 9:52 am |

    Is there a reason why the podcast on YouTube is listed as “Unlisted”? That setting only allows people with a direct link to watch, meaning I can’t pull it up on my YouTube app on the Roku, which is how I usually watch/listen to podcasts to keep my computer free at work. It also doesn’t show up on my subscription feed on the YouTube app and is preventing anyone from stumbling across your video, which will be important to build an audience. Just curious.

    • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 9:58 am |

      I’ll get Chris to fix that.

      • Munch Suchland | February 4, 2021 at 10:20 am |

        Awesome. Thanks! I wasn’t sure if there was a reason or if he just hadn’t gotten around to changing it yet. Looking forward to listening!

  • H.H. Jones | February 4, 2021 at 9:55 am |

    That list of “what-if” build-outs to Dodger Stadium are a true time capsule for that era in the United States; that unique conglomeration of Tomorrow-land technology, notions of newness/progress, a massive emptied-out landscape to work from, skilled labor know-how, etc. You’d never see a wishlist on that scale like that for a stadium now.

  • Tim | February 4, 2021 at 10:02 am |

    Typo

    I’m super-excited to announce that the first episode of Unified — the new podcast that I’m doing with SportsLogos.net found Chris Creamer

    • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 10:04 am |

      Thanks, Tim! Fixed.

  • Nestor Chylak | February 4, 2021 at 10:28 am |

    While I’m happy to see a middle school change their name from the Robert E. Lee Rebels (yeeesh), when you put it up to student vote to pick a new nickname, you shouldn’t be surprised if those lil’ goomers choose the name of the local pro sports team (Texans).

    Educating them about important local figures in history and picking a name with specific significance and pride, I hope was at least attempted.

  • Ian Lee | February 4, 2021 at 10:31 am |

    I loved this project! I also find it funny that you made a zine because a course I’m taking at college is wrapping up a zine unit and I keep thinking about how, in a different time, Uni Watch could have been an AWESOME zine!

  • CoachBatt | February 4, 2021 at 10:31 am |

    It appears the Rangers took down their RR jersey schedule. The twitter link ‘no longer exists’… Did anyone screen-grab, or copy down the schedule?

  • Greg Lamm | February 4, 2021 at 10:41 am |

    Great DIY project. It sounds awesome. When I was a kid, I had the APBA baseball game. Each teams player cards came in their own little envelope with the team’s name on it but they were otherwise blank. So I drew each team’s logo on the envelope by hand. I wish that I still had them. I’m sure that my mom got rid of the game a long time ago.

  • Michael | February 4, 2021 at 10:58 am |

    I don’t know how I’ve never heard Paul’s voice before watching part of the podcast, but it does not at all match what I expected!

    • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 11:13 am |

      Interesting. What did you expect, Michael?

      • Michael | February 4, 2021 at 12:02 pm |

        I expected a deeper, maybe raspier voice? Honestly not sure! This is not meant as a slight at all, just an observation.

        • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 12:13 pm |

          Oh, I didn’t take it as a slight, don’t worry! We all project certain attributes onto people we don’t know — it’s natural!

        • walter | February 4, 2021 at 1:03 pm |

          Something between Lowell Thomas and Gregory Peck:)

        • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 1:06 pm |

          True story: back in the late 1990s, I won a Lowell Thomas Award from the Society of American Travel Writers!

      • TIm | February 4, 2021 at 12:15 pm |

        I heard Paul’s voice for the first time years ago (I think he was being interviewed on ESPN) and was surprised at that time as well. It’s funny how we read someone’s writing and sort of imagine what we think they must sound like based on their wording, perceived, tone, etc. I was expecting a deeper voice and figured there might be a little more NY/Long Island-ish accent going on, only because he previously described where he grew up on the site. Not sure why I expected a deeper voice, just did.

    • Long time, first time | February 4, 2021 at 11:22 am |

      Totally this! I’ve always imagined Paul’s voice as a combination of the Dean from Community and Roger from American Dad (no offense intended). I may have to forget what my ears just heard…thanks for the great daily content and best of luck on the podcast!

      • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 11:46 am |

        For better or worse, I have no idea what either of those characters sounds like!

        • Robbie | February 4, 2021 at 12:12 pm |

          I don’t know what Dean from Community is but Roger from American Dad sounds like Paul Lynde.

    • Special K | February 4, 2021 at 1:47 pm |

      Similarly, there have been times that I have seen a picture of someone I had listend to on the radio and been surprised. “That’s not how I pictured them in my mind!”

  • jacket18 | February 4, 2021 at 11:21 am |

    Regarding the Braves potential patch-o-rama, I wonder what they will do to memorialize Don Sutton as well. He never played for the team, obviously, but he was a beloved announcer for many years, and has been inducted into the Braves Hall of Fame. That may not warrant a uniform patch, especially given the likely competition for jersey real estate this season, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he is included as well.

    I feel like I grew up with Don (Sutton), Pete (Van Wieren), Joe (Simpson), and Skip (Carey). Sadly only one of them is still with us.

  • Judy A | February 4, 2021 at 11:29 am |

    For me, the coolest thing about Uni Watch is the incredibly creative and unusual ways people find to express their love of sports and uni details. Great project, and a really great post about how the makeup sponge helmet players evolved. Thanks, Drew!

  • Jason T. | February 4, 2021 at 11:36 am |

    Great job with the podcast debut! I’ve been getting a lot more into pods, and I’m super excited to add Unified to my mix. Good luck!

    • Jason T. | February 4, 2021 at 11:39 am |

      Also, I use the Outcast app for iOS. I was able to copy the URL for Unified from the Apple Podcast app and copy it in, but it didn’t come up automatically when I searched.

      • Jason T. | February 4, 2021 at 11:59 am |

        Sorry, the OVERcast app. Not Outcast, as I typed above.

  • gashouseILM | February 4, 2021 at 12:01 pm |

    Enjoyed the inaugural Unified podcast (YouTube version). Looking forward to the next installment.

  • Tim | February 4, 2021 at 12:04 pm |

    More ‘Skins Watch. Hart High School in Suburban LA (School that produced Trevor Bauer, Tyler Glasnow, Kevin Millar, James Shields and others) looking at a name change. Again.

    https://signalscv.com/2021/02/district-to-discuss-possibility-of-changing-hart-high-mascot/

  • Shawn W | February 4, 2021 at 12:41 pm |

    It’d be interesting to see teams work their decals onto that new Vicis helmet.

  • George P | February 4, 2021 at 1:04 pm |

    The quote about the Taco Bell work uniform is missing the word “no”…as in no longer fits.

    • Paul Lukas | February 4, 2021 at 1:06 pm |

      Thanks, George. Fixed.

  • Basti Scherer | February 4, 2021 at 1:27 pm |

    I absolutely loved the Unified Podcast on YouTube. I can’t wait for the second Episode. Great Job Paul and Chris.

  • Tim | February 4, 2021 at 1:35 pm |

    Vicis. An Investment Firm buys the company out of receivership for $3M after a number of name athletes (and others) invested $85M. The firm has focused on snapping up sporting goods companies collapsing during the pandemic.

    Will be interesting to see how many companies this group ultimately gobbles up.

  • John H. | February 4, 2021 at 1:51 pm |

    I’m enjoying the podcast as I type this. Great job, guys! Paul, I’ve heard you being interviewed several times and I’ve always thought that your voice is perfect for the broadcast medium. Now I have to check out the YouTube channel to see your Warsaw jersey.

  • BvK | February 4, 2021 at 2:10 pm |

    Let me join the chorus of praise for the first episode of the Unified podcast! Great job, Paul! I thoroughly enjoyed both your and Chris’ “origin stories.” I can’t wait for the next episode.

  • Munch Suchland | February 4, 2021 at 2:28 pm |

    I got around to listening to the Podcast. Really great job, guys. Honest. That hour flew by. I think as it evolves, you’ll hear more “loved that part, story, feature, etc” and you’ll really figure out what direction this will take you. I wish I could offer some criticism but I can’t, that was a great start/introduction.

  • BvK | February 4, 2021 at 2:52 pm |

    Great job, Drew, on today’s entry! I love your unique gumball helmet/sponge pastime, and I love your writeup about it even more. Thanks for sharing it!

  • Matt | February 4, 2021 at 4:19 pm |

    The UPS stunt was awful at many levels. And it appears to have gone over like a led balloon among the players, which was my favorite part. Please tell me they lost. Big time.

  • Marcus Ramsey | February 4, 2021 at 4:41 pm |

    I’ve been in a funk all workday, just now realized I missed reading Uniwatch!

    This one was brilliant. I love that what Drew probably was a little sheepish about as a kid, especially an older kid, now realizes how creative it was. Much better than me just humming the Monday Night Football theme while banging helmets together.

  • walter | February 4, 2021 at 6:20 pm |

    Drew Tornquist’s amazing project reminds me that nearly every boy in school who had a bit of the artist in him was egged on by the graphics and colors of the NFL and the other big league sports. It was a great way for the visual and artistic kids to bond with the athletic ones.

  • Patrick in MI | February 4, 2021 at 6:48 pm |

    All these years I thought gauchos were pants.

  • Matt La Fon | February 4, 2021 at 7:52 pm |

    Thank you for the comments about Arkansas coaches dressing up as UPS delivery drivers. I particularly liked the last part, “My own UPS guy, Ricky, could not be reached for comment because he was busy working instead of dressing up like a fucking basketball coach.” It cracked me up.

  • Hayden | February 6, 2021 at 1:32 am |

    When this place writes about uniforms, it is absolutely superb. It would be so much better if it left the woke sjw stuff to, I don’t know, everywhere else on the internet.