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Power Ranking the Canadian Cities

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By Phil Hecken

A couple weeks ago, Paul ranked the best dressed cities in American sports for ESPN. In the Uni Watch comments that day, it was suggested that a Canadian power ranking might be in order — only it would be up to UW readers to create such a beast. My buddy, Mike Engle approached me about setting something like this up, and an idea was born. I solicited volunteers who would be interested in participating in this undertaking, and basically handed the rest of the project off to Mike, who spearheaded the rest of it. (About all I did was to create the inline images below — click on each to enlarge.) It was a yeoman undertaking, and I’m now pleased to present the results of his efforts today. So, without further ado, here’s Mike.

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Canada Power Ranking
by Mike Engle

A while back, when Paul was on vacation from the blog and when Phil was minding the store on the weekdays, Paul published his “Power Rankings by City” on ESPN. As the only Canadian city with enough teams for Paul to play with, Toronto actually did quite well. While I was disappointed the Expos don’t exist anymore to team up with the Habs for a great score, a fellow Uni Watcher suggested we make a Canadian edition. Great idea!

With Paul’s blessing and Phil’s encouragement, I rounded up ten volunteers for my Canadian power ranking focus group. We decided upon the leagues to cover: NHL, CFL, major juniors, MLS, MLB, and NBA. Not enough of us nominated lacrosse (hopefully the sport gets big enough to consider it in the future), while I decided to restrict it to teams that draft, so that kept the major juniors in, but kept the AHL and indie baseball out. From there, I also eliminated the CFL’s third jersey program from consideration (it’s an absolute joke across the board), and restricted all other teams to “normal” home/away/third wardrobes, so Memorial Cup host jerseys, teddy bear toss jerseys, and Pinktober jerseys were all left out. Finally, we agreed upon “civic areas” in order to include more teams: Missisauga is with Toronto, Blainville-Boisbriand is with Montreal, Gatineau is included with Ottawa as a part of “the Ottawa valley,” and that’s it. For Saskatchewan, only the Regina Pats were used because the Riders are in Regina, so the three other WHL teams in Sask are out. We didn’t unite Brandon with Winnipeg either: just too far away, even though Manitoba only has that one WHL team.

I composed a Survey Monkey form for the volunteers to write out. We marked everything from 1 to 10 (we don’t have half-numbers) and gave comments as desired. I asked respondents to identify spots to give bonus points or deductions, but ultimately I decided against any bonus points. For better or for worse, I am waiving my leader’s privilege to unilaterally nudge results with the bonus points””the group’s results (n=11) shall stand. Add up all the marks, and then divide by the number of teams in the city, and that’s the city’s power ranking! All comments are by me (–MBE) except where as explicitly quoted to others.

Let me introduce the panel to you, in no particular order:

1. Brian Kallion is an information technology professional from Toronto and living in Missisauga. His favorite team is the Toronto Maple Leafs, but he’s still willing to admit that the Montreal Canadiens have his favorite uniform. His favorite Tim Hortons doughnut is the chocolate dip.
2. Tyler Piechota is a student from and living in Montreal. He’s a Habs fan, and that’s his favorite uniform not just to root for, but to look at too. His favorite doughnut is the maple dip.
3. Rydell Commisso is a hairstylist from and living in Woodstock, ON. His favorite team is the Leafs, but he gives special props to the New York Islanders’ threads. He likes the Boston Cream doughnut.
4. Brad Premberg is a geoscientist from and living in Calgary. His favorite team is the Calgary Flames, and as his favorite uniforms, he identifies the Colorado hockey Rockies, the 1970’s Atlanta Falcons, the Washington Bullets (I’m gonna guess more Elvin Hayes than Juwan Howard –MBE), and the 1969 Expos. He lost his appetite for Timmy’s doughnuts ever since they sold out to Wendy’s and stopped baking in house.
5. Ty Rabel is a firefighter from and living in Calgary. He’s a Flames fan, but won’t touch doughnuts: “That’s a cop thing. ;-)”
6. Will Leslie is a customer service manager living in Stony Plain, AB (near Edmonton), but originally from Orillia, ON (north of Toronto). Roots for the Leafs, and loves their current third jersey from 1967. His favorite Timmy’s doughnut is the Canadian Maple, which is a Boston Creme but with vanilla and maple frostings instead of chocolate on top.
7. Wade Heidt is a home insurance professional living in Vancouver, but originally from Regina, SK. Too many favorite uniforms for him to list for all sorts of reasons, but his favorite teams are the Sask Roughriders (the green ones) and the Vancouver Canucks and Whitecaps. His doughnut of choice is the maple cream.
8. An anonymous participant who left no comments except for number grades.
9. Mike Garritsen is electrical engineer from Edmonton, but living in Kitchener, ON. He is a season ticket holder to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats and a die-hard Leafs fan. His favorite jerseys belong to the Leafs (his first jersey), and the Oilers and Eskimos from his childhood. Favorite doughnut is the Boston Cream.
10. Charles Fisher is a law enforcement agent who lives “in the bush” (never heard that one before –MBE) between Winnipeg and Thunder Bay. He roots for the Winnipeg Jets and the Pittsburgh Penguins, but his favorite uniform is the Quebec Nordiques. Special Uni Watch honorable mentions to the Blackhawks, Blue Jays, Celtics, and Chelsea. His favorite doughnut is the apple fritter.
11. Yours truly, Mike Engle. I’m actually not Canadian (from New Orleans, LA, but live on Long Island, NY, where I am a law and MBA student), but I am a proud alumnus of McGill University and a diehard Habs fan. I’ve always loved the Habs’ look, and I’ve been a Ken Dryden fan since I knew what hockey and who he was. My favorite doughnut was never a year-round Timmy’s staple when I lived in Montreal, but I would always order the maple-dipped honey cruller whenever I saw it. And oh yeah, pumpkin spice is amazing too.

Now, let’s reveal our Canadian edition of the Uni Watch power rankings by city! We’ll take the cities in order, from best to worst.

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1. Edmonton >> NHL Oilers (9.09) + CFL Eskimos (7.27) + WHL Oil Kings (7.73) = 24.09; /3 = 8.03

Edmonton

Our consensus crowns Edmonton as the decisive winner, taking the cake with a great Oilers package and stellar home and road uniforms for the WHL Oil Kings. I would concur with Rydell Commisso’s comment that “You can still see the ghost of Gretzky skating around in those current/original uniforms, barely any tweaks at all.” Meanwhile, if the Eskimos were to tweak their white jerseys and if the Oil Kings were to get rid of their overly-modern youth-pandering black and neon green set, the score would have been even higher.

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2. Toronto >> NHL Maple Leafs (8.55) + CFL Argonauts (8.55) + OHL Missisauga Steelheads (6.00) + MLB Blue Jays (9.36) + NBA Raptors (6.64) + MLS Toronto FC (6.36) = 45.46; /6 = 7.58

Toronto

The Toronto Blue Jays busted out of their lame BFBS uniforms with an out-of-the-park grand slam…even if the Skydome’s roof were closed, this one would still have gotten hit literally out of the park. Yes, the consensus loves the Jays’ look that much, and the Leafs and Argos are similarly unimpeachable.

Moving on from the GTA heavyweights, general consensus is that while TFC just kind of exists, “(I’m paraphrasing here –MBE) the Raptors should look good in their new duds, because thank goodness purple and the dinosaur are gone…but can we have a mulligan on the name please?” Meanwhile, the Missisauga Steelheads, for better or for worse, use Leafs uniforms with different logos. Some people liked that, and some didn’t. Charles Fisher with the money quote after their recent crest change: “The fish looks merely worried instead of terrified, so it’s a step in the right direction.”

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3. Regina >> CFL Roughriders (6.55) + WHL Pats (7.55) = 14.10; /2 = 7.05

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Consensus says that the Regina Pats might possibly look a little dated, but it’s their timeless tradition and it’s fine to stay. The Roughriders though…we think the basic kelly green and white are great, and Tyler Piechota and I would each give a bonus point for the fans’ watermelon rind hats, but we fielded a lot of complaints about the Riders’ template. The Riders have the same problem that the Denver Broncos have, in that their template locks pants and jerseys together without room for mixing and matching. Unfortunately, the Riders’ template “promotes” monochrome, and while green on green is just horrific, white jerseys over green pants, or vice versa, looks obviously wrong here.

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4. Montreal >> NHL Canadiens (9.55) + CFL Alouettes (5.73) + QMJHL Blainville-Boisbriand Armada (6.55) + MLS Impact (6.09) = 27.92; /4 = 6.98

Montreal

There are few if any objective facts in athletic aesthetics, but “the Habs look great” might be one, and you’d know it when our Leafs fans here can’t say anything else nice about the Habs. All the other teams are all over the place though, and no team in the whole survey more so than the Alouettes. For instance, Wade Heidt thinks the Als’ design is way too busy, and I happen to agree with him, but Brad Premberg cuts the Als some slack by working with the red/white/blue spectrum. Don’t believe the anecdotes? The Alouettes have one 3 and two of each score from 4 to 8. That covers more range than a Tim Tebow pass attempt!

Meanwhile, let’s talk about the Armada. Some of us like the simplistic black and white design with a striking third, but I hate it all. This team used to be maroon when it played within the Montreal metro system, and the Armada should have kept it somehow””not just for franchise continuity, but because that same year, the Gatineau Olympiques ended their orange and purple experiment and went back to black and silver. Mike Garritsen thinks the alternate “is creative and looks great,” and while I’d probably like it as a Memorial Cup host’s special jersey, it doesn’t fit as a permanent third for my tastes and I think the Armada should blow it up and start over.

Brian Kallion names Montreal as “Probably the best overall looking city,” and I wish I would let myself flex some homer muscle to give my old university town the bronze medal, but let’s move on. I’m having a hard enough time staying disciplined and keeping the departed Expos out of this exercise, which would make Brad Premberg and me smile immensely.

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5. Ottawa >> NHL Senators (5.45) + CFL RedBlacks (5.73) + OHL Ottawa 67’s (8.73) + QMJHL Gatineau Olympiques (5.73) = 25.64; /4 = 6.41

Ottawa

Consensus loves Ottawa barberpoles (both black and white). We think the 67’s look fantastic and that the Senators should promote the thirds and resurrect the Heritage Classic in Vancouver look as the full-time design. Consensus also complained that the Gatineau Olympiques look too much like the LA Kings, but I refuse to dock them for that. Bruce McNall wanted a new look for his Kings after buying the team, and Luc Robitaille lobbied for his junior silver and black. It’s just now coming full circle because NHL teams drive templates. As for the CFL team, Will Leslie reasons, “Once you get over the RedBlacks name … oh wait, I can’t.”

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6. Hamilton >> CFL Tiger-Cats (8.36) + OHL Bulldogs (4.45) = 12.81; /2 = 6.405

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I’ll let Tyler Piechota speak for us all in a nutshell: “A tale of opposites: Cats and Dogs. The Ti Cats rock the classic black and yellow stripes to perfection while the Bulldogs seem to have thrown every Reebok gimmick they could on their cluttered jerseys.”

But can I slam the Bulldogs a bit more? Thanks. They have a great standard crest, as you can see in the picture here. They also used to be the Belleville Bulls, whose old black gold and red would have looked great next to the Ti-Cats. And just fusing those two elements together would have been just fine by me. But no. These Bulldogs picked up the old Habs’ farm team’s jerseys as the now-St. John’s IceCaps left them, but just replaced the Habs logos on the shoulders. Instead, it’s the AHL Bulldog’s 10th anniversary logo from 2006 (the bones make a Roman X for 10) on the left and a harkback H (from an outdoor game) on the right. The OHL Bulldogs literally chose not to design new uniforms. This is the equivalent of a kid stealing his big brother’s university essay for a high school class, and I caught it. I gave the Bulldogs a technical 1 on plagiarism, which just happened to bring Hamilton five thousandths lower than Ottawa. Je ne regrette rien.

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7. Winnipeg >> NHL Jets (7.00) + CFL Blue Bombers (5.73) = 12.73; /2 = 6.365

Winnipeg

Comments were all over the place for Winnipeg. The Jets have a mean, median, and mode of 7, but with comments ranging from boring to underwhelming to high marks, and even a “should have gone throwback” for good measure. Meanwhile, the Bombers are bimodal at 5 and 7, with a range from 1 to 8 and equal praise and criticism for not having a white jersey. Trying to find a consensus would be futile. Let’s move on.

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8. Vancouver >> NHL Canucks (6.18) + CFL Lions (7.27) + WHL Giants (4.91) + MLS Whitecaps (6.82) = 25.18; /4 = 6.295

Vancouver

The Whitecaps, in a “world’s tallest midget” contest, have Canada’s best MLS kits, and they also happen to have my favorite MLS badge. The Lions have no gimmicks, just a solid bright orange color that is generally judiciously used (read: no monochrome that I’ve ever seen) and classic white elements without funky piping. Consensus appears to appreciate the Canucks’ return to blue and green, but with so many different throwback looks, there is a lot of real estate for reasonable differing opinions. Wade Heidt dislikes the radial arch city name over the orca, as well as the sorry execution of carrying over the orca from navy to now. I happen to agree with him on both counts. As for the Giants, Mike Garritsen hates the “really fast (or melting) maple leaf” on their shoulders, and I love that I’m not alone there.

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9. Calgary >> NHL Flames (5.00) + CFL Stampeders (5.45) + WHL Hitmen (5.36) = 15.81; /3 = 5.27

Calgary

Bringing up the rear, every other city has stampeded over Calgary in the All-Canada by city power rankings. Ty Rabel lobbies for the Hitmen to reinstate pink, as the inaugural team sported in Bret “The Hitman” Hart’s original vision. That would be a unique color, and last year, the Hitmen gave us a taste of what that would look like in their 20th anniversary season. As it stands, Calgary just has too much black and not enough life. Sorry, Cowtown.

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OK friends, how did we do? What do you think we got right or wrong…or shall I say, where are our eh’s and F’s? What’s your favorite element that we didn’t mention yet? I’ll share mine: I love that Youppi got adopted by the Habs as the Expos were going to leave him behind, and I hope you don’t call that a homer move on my end.

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colorize thisColorize This!

Occasionally, I will be featuring wonderful, high-quality black and white photographs that are just begging to be colorized.

I usually run this feature on the weekends, but since I’m running the show during Paul’s sabbatical this month, I’ll probably (or at least as long as guys submit to me) run these once a week during August. Just two today, from Chris from ManCave and Bruce Menard (who technically doesn’t have a colorization, but it’s going in here anyway).

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Enjoy!

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First up is Chris:

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Hey Guys,

Today I give you a couple of intense stares from the 1911 White Sox battery of Ed Walsh and Billy Sullivan, taken in their road uniforms at the Polo Grounds.

Chris

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And here’s one from Bruce:

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Hey Phil,

OK. I didn’t have any sort of full-blown colorization ready…but I did finish a cool restoration/color edit of the August 1925 cover of Baseball Magazine.

I changed the uniform colors for Zack Wheat (Brooklyn Dodgers) and Frankie Frisch (New York Giants). The original cover was red/grey, way off! Plus, they were both wearing the 1925 N.L. Golden Jubilee Patch (which I colorized from grey to the correct blue/yellow). As if that weren’t enough, Wheat is also wearing the memorial armband for the passing of Charles Ebbets. So there’s tons of uni-fun on that cover.

Cheers!
~Bruce

That’s it for today. Great job Chris & Bruce!

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Too Good For the Ticker
Too Good…

for the Ticker

We haven’t heard from my buddy Jimmy Corcoran (son of pro football’s James Sean Patrick “King” Corcoran), who frequently regales us with insightful and hilarious anecdotes about his dad’s life in the WFL and (and other leagues). Jimmy saw the photo I included in a ticker last week showing NFL helmet carts. He’s back today with another beaut and it’s simply too good for the ticker.

Here’s Jimmy:

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How are you Phil? I saw this picture you posted of those classic NFL helmet buggies, brought back some fun memories.

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The World Football League may not have had enough money to pay their players but they did have helmet buggies. The Bell’s helmet buggy was parked underneath the stadium right next to the locker room by a large cage that had this mangy old nasty German Shepherd named Devil that would guard the inside of the stadium at night. I just remember how spotless clean the helmet buggy was all the time and after practice I would sit in it. I thought since my father seemed to be the Mayor around that place he could give me a ride in it. One day after his meeting I asked him if he would give me a ride in it, we were walking right by it on the way to the locker room. He said “Jimbo, why would you want to ride in a go cart when you can ride in the King’s custom Lincoln?” I said can’t we just go for one ride? He said “I’d like to help you out Jimbo but I don’t have the keys.”

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One night before a game there were a couple of college guys who were in charge of driving it around the stadium, they asked me if I wanted a ride? I was like “are you kidding? let’s go!” I got in the front by the facemask, we went around the stadium, I was 10 years old and this was funner than the rides at Disney World to me. I didn’t care how may TD’s the King had thrown and totally neglected my ball boy duties I was finally getting a ride in the Philadelphia Bell helmet buggy!

One time my father told me Devil got loose at practice and all the players were running for safety, he said a couple of players jumped on the roof of the helmet buggy, I was like “please tell me they didn’t crush the roof of it in?” The buggy survived and anytime those guys saw me under the stadium before a game they would give a ride, sometimes there would be a Bell Cheerleader in there too.

Take care,

Jimmy Corcoran

Thanks, Jimmy! Great stuff.

OK. Now, onto the ticker…

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Uni Watch News Ticker
Compiled by Mike Chamernik

Baseball News: A’s players had different hosiery styles (including faux-stirrups, green socks and pajama pants) against the Diamondbacks yesterday (from Alexander Benezra). … The Braves laid the first brick for the construction of their new park a few days ago, and everyone, including team officials, wore Braves hard hats (from Willard Kovacs). … The Pirates wore their alternate jerseys for their team photo (from John Dankosky). … The Nationals cancelled a Jayson Werth bobblehead giveaway (from Tommy Turner). … Fun fact, if you didn’t know: The White Sox were the first team to have separate BP uniforms (from Marc Viquez). … The Orioles are giving away Steve Pearce bobbleheads that have prominent rope necklaces (from Andrew Cosentino). … Jay Jones sends in a photo of Cal Ripken Jr. in an Orioles basketball uniform. The photo was taken at a charity game in Crisfield, Md., in 1988. … Cubs manager Joe Maddon had his players wear pajamas when flying home from Los Angeles last night (from Dave Flapan). … While Pirates players wear matte batting helmets, their bat boys do not (from Patrick O’Neill). … Word is that MLB teams will wear this hat patch for games on September 11.

NFL News: The NFL Competition Committee is looking at addressing receiver gloves. Key quote from the piece, from John Madden: “I saw them when I was at a meeting in Indy. They passed them around and somebody made the comment that, ”˜Pretty soon, these gloves are going to be able to catch a ball without a hand in them.’” (from Nick Burczyk). … Here are two very similar NFL logo soda displays, one from Murphy, N.C. and another from the east side of Cleveland (from Blake Pass and Samuel Selker, respectively). … The Vikings will wear a memorial helmet decal for a stadium construction worker who died this week (from John Herrick). … Here’s a piece on the baseball caps Seahawks players wear on the sideline after being removed from the game (from John Kimmerlein).

College & High School Football News: Virginia Tech will wear orange helmets with memorial decals for Alison Parker and Adam Ward against Ohio State next Monday (from Andrew Cosentino). … South Carolina will have a helmet memorial decal for the Charleston shooting victims. Here’s another look at the design (from Phil). … New uniforms for UConn. … New white unis for Stony Brook, with a NOB (from Phil). … New orange helmet and uniform for Idaho State. … Oklahoma is now using the Nike Mach Speed uniform design (from Andrew Roberts). … Louisville will wear these helmets on Saturday (from Phil). … “I thought you might enjoy these illustrations I did of all 36 Washington State uni combos,” says Michael Spielman. “I don’t think any other school in the nation has more mix-and-match pieces than WSU ”” and I didn’t even include their light gray jerseys since they haven’t worn them in a couple years.” … New gray turf for Pine Lake Preparatory, a high school in Mooresville, N.C. (from Thomas Berlin). … Iowa (Louisiana) High School is remembering Louisiana State Trooper Steven Vincent with a helmet sticker. He was an Iowa native that was murdered last week on the job (from Chris LaHaye). … Two Michigan high schools faced each other wearing Wolverine-themed helmets (from Chet Miller).

Soccer News: Florida Gulf Coast signed a deal with Inaria, a sportswear company that is also looking to break into the MLS (from Phil). … Following Thursday’s Champions League draw, German Bundesliga team Borussia Mönchengladbach unveiled a new shirt for the competition (from Bernd Wilms). … Florida is going with a retro look for its home opener. … The North Carolina women’s team wears a Dean Smith memorial patch (from James Gilbert).

Grab Bag: Look at all the logos that these rural Alabama high schools have borrowed/stolen. Dustin Semore tallied it up. From the NFL, there’s the Falcons, Panthers (two schools), Bears, Broncos, Packers and Patriots. From NCAA, there’s Arizona, Auburn, Georgia Tech, Gonzaga (three schools), Missouri (“The black logo between the Atlanta Falcons and ‘CHS’ logo appears to be an all-black Missouri Tiger logo,” he says. “Hard to tell thanks to the shading, but I wouldn’t be surprised.”). Then there’s the MLB’s Tigers and the NHL’s Panthers. “Point being, out of 26 schools in a three-county radius, only 10 have at least semi-unique logos,” he says. “Let’s bust out the art programs and create our own identity, guys!” … After Graham Hill retired from the 1968 French Grand Prix, he sportingly offered Swiss driver Jo Siffert his visor, when Siffert found it hard to see due to the heavy rain that was falling during the race (from Graham Clayton).

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And that’s going to do it for today — and for me, the end of my monthly August run. Thanks to Mike Engle for putting together that Canadian City Uni Ranking project, Chris from ManCave for the colorization, Jimmy for the great story, and Mike for handling today’s ticker. I wish I could say I’m completely done with the UW weekdays, but I’ll be handling tomorrow’s ticker when Paul (rightfully and thankfully) returns to running the weekday show.

I hope you guys enjoyed what I was able to bring your way this past month — even with a bunch of guest entries, it was still a struggle, but I did it; it just shows to go you how much Paul puts into this blog each and every weekday for 11 months of the year (in my defense, I do have a full-time office job). Still, it’s amazing how much Paul can churn out (plus his ESPN work, and assorted and sundry other projects).

I want to thank everyone for the help, understanding and patience. Also, a big thanks to Mike Chamernik for his great work on the tickers (and one lede) this month, and webmaster Johnny Ekdahl for handling all the weekends. Tip of the cap to you sirs!

I’ll be taking my own “vacation” over Labor Day weekend (when college football kicks off), but I’ll be back in the saddle on weekends right after that: I’m pleased that my “Sunday Morning Uni Watch” crew will return mostly in tact, with Terry Duroncelet handling the uni shenanigans and Tim E. O’Brien back tracking the Ducks. Unfortunately, Catherine Ryan will no longer be able to continue with the 5 & 1 (she’s a full-time lawyer now, dontcha know, so I know she’s going to be more than busy with that — and she promised to return here and there, and will likely be an Olympic Correspondent next summer!). She’ll be replaced by Joe Ringham, who I’m sure will bring his own style and panache to the task. The usual stuff (colorizations, scoreboards, concepts) will also return, and I’m hopeful Rob Holecko’s UWFFL will be back as well. No matter what, it’s going to be a full lineup this fall. Can’t wait for football to start!

On that note — thanks again everyone. Can’t wait for Paul to get back in the saddle. Till then,

Follow me on Twitter @PhilHecken.

Peace.

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” A good team is a good team (and a bad team is a bad team) no matter what it’s wearing. And a good uniform is a good uniform (and a bad uni is a bad one) no matter how the team performs in it.”

— Paul Lukas

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63 comments to Power Ranking the Canadian Cities

  • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 7:46 am |

    From the article on the receiver gloves: “I think if they took the gloves completely away from the guys, including the quarterbacks at this point, it would have a major impact on what the game looked like on the field,” former NFL receiver and Sunday Night Football analyst Cris Collinsworth told Farmer. “And not for the better. . . . Every Sunday we say, ‘Oh, my goodness! Look at that!’ That’s a good thing. It’s an entertainment business. Why not make it as entertaining as possible?”

    By paying no attention to the development of gloves, the NFL has allowed the game to become as entertaining as it is. It would make no sense for the NFL to suddenly declare that it has allowed the gloves to go too far.

    The NFL won’t even allow creative player celebrations, but they’re going to worry about the game being “less entertaining” without the supersticky gloves? Give me a freakin break. Also, spectacular catches aren’t really very spectacular when everyone can do it. Ban the damn gloves.

    • RSB | August 31, 2015 at 6:24 pm |

      It’s not like defensive players are forbidden from wearing them. Playing field – even. Move along…

  • scott | August 31, 2015 at 8:12 am |

    Too bad the power rankings ignored the other professional baseball teams that call Canada home. I’ve appreciated the consistency in logos and general appearance of both the Quebec Capitales and Winnipeg Goldeyes. Maybe a power ranking of all the baseball teams could be done at a later time…

  • Rob S | August 31, 2015 at 8:24 am |

    The Pirates wore their alternate jerseys for their team photo (from John Dankosky).

    What do you mean, “alternate” jerseys? Do they even wear anything other than the black tops anymore?

    • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 8:27 am |

      It’s probably still listed as an alt in the style guide.

  • Vee63 | August 31, 2015 at 8:25 am |

    The BC Lions only wore orange tops and bottoms once – this was years ago. It was around Halloween so I guess they thought they would dress like pumpkins. Everyone thought it looked so bad they never did it again. I remember the camera showing opposing coach Don Matthews laughing as the Lions took to the field.

  • Adam R. W. | August 31, 2015 at 8:26 am |

    That’s definitely not a hijacked Mizzou logo, though there is a Southern Cal Trojan that you can add to the list.

    • Ryan M | August 31, 2015 at 3:42 pm |

      Yeah, definitely not Mizzou. I’m thinking it looks more like the Nashville Predators’ logo, but w/ a much shorter set of teeth and a more pronounced lower jaw.

      Really, what concerns me more is the lack of creativity in team names. There’s probably 10 schools with a big cat nickname–Lions (at least 3) & Panthers (at least 3) in particular. Three Bulldogs, which makes half the schools w/ cat or dog nicknames, but you can’t really fault them for it since the SEC is the same way.

      • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 4:21 pm |

        Well, you know, there’s only so many aggressive animals out there. Mascots have to be angry today, so it limits your choices.

  • Wolpertinger | August 31, 2015 at 8:35 am |

    Not sure if anyone saw this. Chip Kelly was mic’d at a recent Eagles’ practice. The uni-comments are around 1:43 into it:
    https://youtu.be/FFGgf8ivdmU

  • RoccoT | August 31, 2015 at 8:38 am |

    The Hamilton Bulldogs Junior version apparently didn’t have time to make/design new uniforms in time for this season. Insert coughing noise here. So maybe they will hop on the black and gold bandwagon for next season. Go Steelhawks!

  • Thom D | August 31, 2015 at 8:48 am |

    Maybe for next time the AHL/ECHL & lacrosse be part of the bonus points system?

  • R. Scott | August 31, 2015 at 9:01 am |

    Thanks for the Canada Power Rankings! Terrific piece. I couldn’t disagree more with almost every single ranking, but that’s what makes this sort of project a fun read.

    One thing though: would including “the departed Expos” really have helped Montreal? When the Spos packed up, they were wearing pretty terrible uniforms, at least compared with everything they’d ever worn before. They looked like a Cubs farm club wearing hand-me-down unis.

    • scott | August 31, 2015 at 9:34 am |

      Geez, I’ve never heard the 1990s Expos uniforms described as “pretty terrible.” I think the updated uniforms were far superior to the mid’80s uniforms with the “racing stripes” on the shoulders.

      • walter | August 31, 2015 at 3:13 pm |

        I apologize, but Arr Scott carries the day. The ’90s Expos had an acute case of Cubs’ envy. Their uniforms were plainly copied and derivative. The pale blue suits with the player-encircling stripe were giddy, foreign, and colorful; in other words, befitting a team where everybody speaks French!

  • SilvaWil | August 31, 2015 at 9:44 am |

    Re: Grab Bag. What art programs? What is cool to kids about originality? The attention span is too short to hook them, and tradition is not honored in the same way. Could traditional uni/mascot institutions like Alabama, Yankees (facial hair, NY brand), Penn State, Detroit Tigers, or Packers, begin in this day and age? Oregon has affected uniform swagger for the me-first-instant-gratification generation, not team-centric.

    • SWC Susan | August 31, 2015 at 2:12 pm |

      Well Said!

  • SilvaWil | August 31, 2015 at 9:47 am |

    It would be nice if most, or even enough, high schools had art programs anymore. Seems to many of the arts of b Let alone classes such as graphic design. Let alone classes such as graphic design.

  • Rich P | August 31, 2015 at 10:02 am |

    In regards to Paul’s quote about uniforms, I disagree. I think winning or losing shapes people’s perceptions of a teams uniform. When I see the Patriots current sets, I associate them with winning, even if I think it’s a hideous uniform. Conversely, their Pat Patriot unis, I associate with losing because, by and large, they sucked in those uniforms.

    The Buccaneers original sets also come to mind. I see creamsicle unis I think of the bumbling franchise they were in that era. The 1996-2013 unis bring to mind a powerful defense and a good team.

    Winning or Losing doesn’t inherently make a teams uniforms good or bad. They just influence (albeit sometimes just a little bit) how people view the uniforms.

    This stems from a twitter conversation yesterday where I defended the Browns new unis saying the old unis were stale and are starting to be associated with losing. And to me it’s genuine, seeing the new Uniforms for the Browns in the preseason has had the affect of almost seeing a new team, with a clean slate. Again, this is just my views. Curious what others think, especially after Paul said he didn’t believe this is an interesting topic…which it very well may be.

    • Phil Hecken | August 31, 2015 at 10:12 am |

      I’ve broached this subject several times on Uni Watch (and also over on TSN). You’re not incorrect, but you’re confusing what you perceive versus what is fact.

      Bad unis are bad unis (1986 Mets racing stripes on pinstripes, for example), despite the fact that fans love them and they won the WS that year in them. Good unis are good unis (Bucs creamsicles for example), even if the team wearing them stinks. This is fact (or opinion of a uniform).

      How FANS perceive a team wearing a bad uniform but with a team having success in that uniform (current Patriots, for example) will endear them to that uni. Doesn’t make the uni any better, of course, but it does take the *sting* out of a shittily-designed and appearing uni.

      You basically said as much here:

      Winning or Losing doesn’t inherently make a teams uniforms good or bad. They just influence (albeit sometimes just a little bit) how people view the uniforms.

      But that has no bearing on Paul’s quote. If a uni is bad looking, it’s bad looking, no matter how well the team does wearing it. Fans may like it more, because they associate it with success, but that doesn’t change the fact that the uniform itself sucks.

      • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 10:19 am |

        Bad unis are bad unis(1986 Mets racing stripes on pinstripes, for example)

        You seem to have a strange definition for “bad”.

      • rich p | August 31, 2015 at 2:11 pm |

        I guess what I am trying to say is that yes, in a vaccuum good is good bad is bad. I fully agree. My take (maybe I am not wording it correctly) is that I believe there is an association with particular uniforms and winning or losing. I think winning can make a crappier uni be perceived as better, and a good uni be seen as crappier because of losing.

        The Browns, for better or worse, have had a run of well over 20 years of sucking. Anyone who’s really under 30 will see this team as nothing but loses. And the old unis ( which i loved) to them are jerseys for a losing team.

    • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 10:15 am |

      Paul’s right, but it can be hard to look at a uniform in a vacuum, especially if you happen to be a fan of the team in question.

      The Browns’ new uniforms are still crappy, even if they do somehow motivate the team to play better.

      • Paul Lukas | August 31, 2015 at 10:26 am |

        Paul’s right…

        Given the source, I just want to savor those two words for a second.

        Now then: I agree that the casual fan is probably prone to equating/conflating uniform quality with team performance. But if you care about uniforms, which everyone here supposedly does, why is it so hard to assess a uniform on its aesthetic merits (or lack thereof), irrespective of the team’s performance?

        I’m a Mets fan. Up until 1969, the Mets were one of the worst franchises in sports history. Good thing they didn’t change their uniforms, which were (and still are) excellent.

        The 2000 Mets won the National League pennant. But they wore awful black jerseys and caps, and even their non-black jerseys were full of miserable black accents. They looked like shit, and I had (and still have) no problem saying that, despite being a huge Mets fan.

        What’s so hard about that?

        • Thomas J | August 31, 2015 at 12:36 pm |

          Its hard for fans to really grasp that because of a fans feelings about the team on the field with a particular uniform. We are seeing this superstition in microcosm this year with the Toronto Blue Jays, who stopped wearing their perfect road greys because they were (or thought they were) winning more games in the softball tops.

          To use a food analogy, sometimes people have a restaurant that objectively does not have the best food but holds certain happy memories which leads people to continue patronizing it despite inferior fare. Conversely sometimes you there is a great restaurant that where your significant other broke up with you and that causes someone to avoid that space.

        • Paul Lukas | August 31, 2015 at 12:42 pm |

          I understand the concepts of nostalgia and sentimentality — they’re both powerful. There’s a part of me that’s nostalgic and sentimental about those black Mets jerseys, as awful as they were, because I associate them with certain memories, certain players, etc.

          But all along, I knew those uniforms were awful. And I still do. That’s because I understand the difference between an emotional connection to something and a rational assessment of its aesthetics. Again, I don’t necessarily expect the casual fan to make that distinction, but I’d think anyone who cares enough about uniforms to read this website would also be able to assess a uniform on its own terms, irrespective of the team’s on-field performance.

    • walter | August 31, 2015 at 3:04 pm |

      I’m willing to let Paul, Phil, et al do all the heavy lifting in exchange for some opinions I find difficult to digest. A Uni-Watch done by Walter would suck rubber donkey lungs; it wouldn’t be worth it just to boost the Mets’ uniforms with black trim.

  • Sam | August 31, 2015 at 10:08 am |

    It would be nice if the MLB would adopt that cap for the Memorial Day and Independence day games as well. It’s much more pleasant to look at than whatever ridiculous thing they usually run out.

  • Doolin | August 31, 2015 at 10:10 am |

    I submit that all Canadian team uniforms get docked -2 points for playing in Canada. You know, because it’s as ridiculous as the stadium/Dome thing which has nothing to do with garments, just said creator’s personal bias. BTW, I’ve asked numerous (more than 3 less than 10) people they all said the same thing… WHAT THE HECK DOES THE STADIUM HAVE TO DO WITH THE TEAM UNIFORM? (nothing of course).

    • Paul Lukas | August 31, 2015 at 10:29 am |

      WHAT THE HECK DOES THE STADIUM HAVE TO DO WITH THE TEAM UNIFORM?

      Nothing. But it has quite a bit to do with how the game looks, and that’s the point — the larger issue of athletics aesthetics (which is mostly about uniforms but is also affected by other factors, like the venue).

      That’s not “bias”; that’s a straightforward explanation of a rational standard.

      • walter | August 31, 2015 at 3:21 pm |

        Witness the Mariners and Seahawks playing in the dimly-lit Kingdome. Witness the crystalline photos of hockey action taken at St. Louis Arena. Witness the Big Red Machine, skittering around on the unworthy chalkboard-green surface of Riverfront Stadium. Of course, the venue affects the aesthetics.

  • Eriq Jaffe | August 31, 2015 at 11:26 am |

    HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS.

    I just came across the most amazing alternate baseball uniforms I think I’ve ever seen. This is Buchbinder Legionäre Regensburg of the German Baseball Bundesliga – they broke these out for a playoff game against the Solingen Alligators.

    One word: LEDERHOSEN.

    http://www.mister-baseball.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/keller_2015-08-30_REG_vs_SOL_0406-1024×682.jpg

    http://www.legionaere.de/files/assets/files/000/001/193/banner/_H150298.jpg

    • Eriq Jaffe | August 31, 2015 at 11:28 am |

      Gah, that first link is borked. Try this instead:

      http://i.imgur.com/BQL1Dt4.jpg

    • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 2:22 pm |

      Uh…yeah, ok. We can do that, but we can’t put proper UCLA stripes on a football jersey.

      • walter | August 31, 2015 at 3:23 pm |

        I say we campaign for German-made football uniforms.

  • Ted E | August 31, 2015 at 11:27 am |

    Loved the Canadian cities Power Rankings. I am surprised that the Habs uni didn’t rate a higher score (and this coming from a die hard Bruins fan). It’s always been simple, understated but classic. I guess I am one of the few that are glad that the Expos weren’t included. For power ranking purposes if you included the Expos it opens a big rabbit hole where you would include the Washington Senators, Boston Braves, etc.

    Extra bonus points for including the panels favorite donut.

    • Jim Vilk | August 31, 2015 at 1:41 pm |

      Agreed on the donut rankings (torn between double chocolate & old fashioned plain myself). A nice touch.

      I would have swapped your gold and silver medal winners, but Calgary certainly belongs at the bottom. A shame, because they’ve fallen hard from a few decades ago.

      • Jim Vilk | August 31, 2015 at 1:44 pm |

        So what is a firefighter’s dessert of choice?

    • Mike Engle on iPad | August 31, 2015 at 2:07 pm |

      Habs got the highest score of any team presented, 9.55. If you think that’s too low, I agree, but there’s not much higher to go! And with the other teams in the city, it’s hard for the Habs to drag everybody up the mountain.

  • ThresherK | August 31, 2015 at 11:33 am |

    Enjoy the Eskimos’ unis, which are on ESPN a lot this year.

    However, between the helmet, the sleeves, the collar, and the pants sides, are there four different stripe patterns going on? That could be trimmed without losing anything, and showing off more of that not-cluttered, no apron-strings look.

  • David | August 31, 2015 at 12:32 pm |

    Phil, thank you for keeping the uni-verse humming for the last month. I spend my lunch hour reading through the lede, the links, and the comments, and I can say you did a fantastic job maintaining the quality we have come to appreciate here. A yeoman’s effort, my friend – you richly deserve your vacation!

    • Phil Hecken | August 31, 2015 at 12:45 pm |

      Thanks, David!

    • Jim Vilk | August 31, 2015 at 1:52 pm |

      Yes, nice work as always, Mr. Hecken.

      And a belated congrats to the Ekdahl family.

    • rich p | August 31, 2015 at 2:28 pm |

      I’d like to co-sign that sentiment. Great month of Uni Watch

    • walter | August 31, 2015 at 3:00 pm |

      Kudos all around, LI Phil!

  • Rick Topeka | August 31, 2015 at 12:43 pm |

    Regarding the Alabama High School logos… The bottom left tiger looks like it lifted directly from the Wests Tigers of Australia’s National Rugby League. Almost willing to bet some student lifted that logo from a google search; either that or someone was really bored at 3am Sunday morning and turned on Fox Sports 2!

    So add another lifted logo!

    • Liam | August 31, 2015 at 4:55 pm |

      And now Jarryd Hayne has given the Australian NRL a bigger profile look for more logos to be lifted.

  • Ted Mark | August 31, 2015 at 1:51 pm |

    Great job , Phil! And, thanks again to those who do the colorizations. My favorite part of Uni-Watch!

    • Bruce Menard | September 1, 2015 at 8:21 am |

      Thanks Ted! And thanks to Phil for a great August run!

  • SWC Susan | August 31, 2015 at 2:17 pm |

    “I don’t think any other school in the nation has more mix-and-match pieces than WSU”…. 36?

    Ummmm, I think Baylor can wear a different uni each game for the next ten years. I cannot even begin to imagine what the number is for Oregon. Seems like it was really high.

    I think there are websites that catalog this, but cannot put my hands on any at the moment.

    • SWC Susan | August 31, 2015 at 2:21 pm |

      Google knows…

      120 for Baylor – article here

    • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 2:29 pm |

      The thing is, just because they *can* doesn’t actually mean they will. The Ducks have a shitload of possible combinations, but in reality they’re not very likely to wear many of them. We’re probably not going to see a yellow helmet worn with a gray jersey and green pants, for example, because everyone, Oregon included, knows that it would look like crap.

      • SWC Susan | August 31, 2015 at 2:39 pm |

        Good point – “wearable combinations”.

      • Phil Hecken | August 31, 2015 at 2:47 pm |

        “We’re probably not going to see a yellow helmet worn with a gray jersey and green pants, for example, because everyone, Oregon included, knows that it would look like crap.”

        ~~~

        I’m pretty sure (although who the hell knows anymore with Oregon) they don’t have a *gray* jersey. But they’ve worn some shitty combos before, including yellow/green/black (that *might* have been a spring game tho). Still, if they have it in their arsenal, they may wear it once.

        • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 3:05 pm |

          https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/51/a0/89/51a0899bcc0ea943749a9ccefc045ae0.jpg

          …and given Oregon, I’d assume there’s probably a version with green numbers too. Nonetheless, a lot of their combinations seem to be designed to only be worn that way, so you’re probably not going to see the “green/gray” jersey worn with the “black/yellow” pants.

        • Phil Hecken | August 31, 2015 at 3:12 pm |

          That one is definitely a spring game. I know they’ve never worn that during the season. Still, it wouldn’t surprise me to see it at some point, especially if it were ever deemed “light” enough to count as a “white” jersey.

        • The Jeff | August 31, 2015 at 3:23 pm |

          Ah… yes it is… I just googled “oregon gray jersey”… should’ve noticed the helmet bumper on the other team. But, yeah, it’s Oregon.

    • Paul Lukas | August 31, 2015 at 5:52 pm |

      Many people — especially in Alaska — have still been calling it Denali all along.

      • Phil Hecken | August 31, 2015 at 10:48 pm |

        Denali

  • Ol Nippy | September 1, 2015 at 12:33 am |

    The CFL is going with Adidas next year. Hope they look back to the fifties and sixties for inspiration. Some great unis back then.

  • Canada | September 1, 2015 at 5:14 am |

    I think, Toronto is best city of
    Canada.

  • Will Leslie | September 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm |

    Thanks for the Cdn Cities Power ranking uni-team! I tried my best to keep my anti-Habs pro-Leafs biases out of it Mike E.

    I am really also looking forward to some great classic Leafs jerseys next year with their 100th Anniversary. Go Leafs Go