[Editor’s Note: Today we have a guest entry from Rick Friedel, who got to be an Orioles batboy-for-a-day back in 1981. Here’s his story. — PL]
By Rick Friedel
When I was nine years old, my parents bid on — and won — the opportunity for me to be an Orioles batboy. This all happened because of the then-annual Orioles wives’ auction, which took place in the bullpen to benefit charity.
Actually, I was a co-batboy. I shared the duties with a leukemia patient who was granted the same opportunity. His name was Eric. I don’t know what he was thinking, but one of my first thoughts that day was that I hoped I’d get to keep the uniform. No luck there, unfortunately.
The date was September 2, 1981. My day basically started by being escorted to the Orioles clubhouse and seeing the likes of Eddie Murray, Al Bumbry, and Jim Palmer, all preparing for that night’s game that night. We were shown to equipment manager Enrnie Tyler’s office, where the batboy lockers were located, to get dressed for the game. Gary Deaton was the “real” batboy assigned to work that night, so he showed us the ropes. He gave us our uniforms, which were just off-the-rack jobs. Mine had “Bat Boy” on the back, which was fine by me — I never really thought they’d put my name on back. But I felt bad for Eric when I noticed that his jersey was blank on the back.
We were then instructed on how to get dressed, with special attention paid on how to get the pants and stirrups just right. I followed the instructions it exactly because I wanted to look the part, although it didn’t quite look right because the pants and jersey were a bit big. Then they gave us an adjustable hat to wear. I remember being disappointed by that, because I really wanted a fitted cap.
So now we’re all dressed except for our cleats. In the bottom of the batboy lockers were boxes of black and orange cleats. I so wanted to wear those cleats, but they didn’t have any my size( remember, I was only nine at the time, and most of the batboys on staff were in their teens), so I wore my own cleats that I had brought along. Then I noticed that Eric was putting on white cleats. Now I felt extra-bad for him — a blank jersey and the wrong color cleats [and, um, leukemia! — PL]. Looking back, though, I’m sure he was just happy to be there and wasn’t too worried about these differences.
Once we were dressed we then went out to the dugout to get the rundown of our duties for the night. I remember feeling pretty good overall about the whole uniform.
I had a few memorable experiences before the game got started. I got to play catch with Eddie Murray while he was wearing his white turfs for warm-ups (he switched to black and orange for the game), and I was able to do a quick interview for the local news. Even got to chit-chat with the Demper!
Once the game got started, I had a few hiccups. Gary, the real batboy, had to come out and move me over to the other side of the on-deck circle so I wouldn’t be in the players’ way (I got it right after that). Also, after one of the innings I attempted to gather all the gear at one time and ended up dropping everything on the way back to the dugout. I got a few laughs from someone in the stands. Another time I even forgot to go get the bat from the batter’s box after a hit, simply because I was just taking everything in. I remember pitching coach Ray Miller calling to me to make sure I go get the bat next time.
I was also fortunate enough to get to count pitches with Jim Palmer. He demonstrated to me how he used a towel on the dugout step to sit on, so he wouldn’t get his uniform dirty. Cal Ripken (he was up during a brief stint) also had fun with me by throwing sunflower seeds at me while on the step and blaming it on other players.
All in all it was a great experience — even if I didn’t get to keep the uniform or wear the orange and black cleats.
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