A new mascot was unleashed in Athens, Ga., on Saturday, which is a big deal, I guess. The old one kicked, so this guy gets the official collar and everything.
Unfortunately, “and everything” includes a custom-made Georgia shirt and a nice little doghouse in which to
sleep watch the game. Oh, and the damn dog even has to wear a swoosh. I wonder if that’s in the contract, too? — Bryan
*None of John McCain’s limbs were harmed — or even thought about in a lighthearted manner — in the making of this post.