Every four years, gymnastics — much like figure skating — comes out of storage to capture the hearts of American women ages 14-64. Other than those three weeks of the winter or summer Olympics, who watches gymnastics or figure skating? That’s not rhetorical, by the way. Seriously, who watches this stuff?
The two sweethearts of the springboard — actually the uneven parallel bars, but feel free to substitute the apparatus of your choice — pictured here are Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin in this weekend’s Visa Championships in Boston. How do I know which is which? Why, a sequined shoulder monogram, of course. — Bryan