If schools would just do this to a pair of shoes each year, they could save a TON of time trying to get stuff hung from the rafters. Think of how many pairs of shoes you could get into a decent-sized trophy case, too. 30 years’ worth, easy.
These shoes belong to Kevin Love, who now has more free time if you’d like him to come mark up your shoes, too. And in other UCLA news, Lorenzo Mata-Real’s headgear seems to have taken a less creative tone than last week’s edition. I guess we can’t be on all of the time, can we? —Bryan